So my girlfriend has been using a dildo molded from her ex-boyfriend's penis...

I swear to all things holy that I saw the title of this thread and said outloud "This is what we fucking get when Pewep is let back in the building". My kids were looking at me like I was an alien. Imagine my surprise when it wasn't a Pewep thread.

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Maybe he just accidentally posted from the wrong act? Think about it. Ly2 lost his act around same time pewep did. And now all the sudden they both are back. Coincidence?
 


If the dildo was so innocent, why would she delete the facebook messages? Yeah, she told you about it AFTER you inquired, but it was clearly meant to be kept a secret FROM YOU. Also, imagine how her EX feels about you; probably laughing since he knows your girl is pleasuring herself with his penis still. I'd tell her to get rid of it. It's one thing if it's porn, since you have no direct/past relationship with the chicks on the porno. It's another thing to pleasure yourself from the mold of the anatomy of your EX - cause there is a direct/past relationship. The intent is clear with the deletion of the facebook messages.
 
Again, the satire here is really thick and confusing because I know some of you realize that you are being satirical, and some of you are just gullible marketers (even more confusing)... I must continue to study this phenomenon... back to my construction cone / thinking chair...
 
Next time you are using Tom's bigger dick to diddle her love pocket ever so gingerly, take it out, whisper "I love you" in her ear and ram it up...your own ass, because you are a gay webmaster and Tom has won this one. Time to move on dude you are fucking your girl with his dick. Next time you should suck it and sing google hammer song with a mouthful of Tom dong.
 
I'd just turn it into my new toy, and slap her across the head with it every time she did something that aggravated me.
 
There are many nasty things I can come up with to advice you to make her realize how wrong it is. However, the real question is, do you really care about revenge/making her feel bad?

I think she pretty much said it to your face (non verbally) that she likes her ex-bf's dick (not to forget, whom she still talks to and makes jokes about) more than yours.
I think everything set aside, when the chick doesn't like your dick, you can't trust her to stay loyal to you all your life.
I'd say stop taking shit seriously with her and just have fun. DO NOT LET IT WORK OUT!
You're going to find yourself troubled with insecurity and all such problems all your life.
If you have to make her feel guilty about such a thing, you're whipped and you're a pussy!

The dildo is symbolic. If she uses that dildo with you around, she'd fuck that guy instead if she got the chance! Isn't it really fucking clear?

There's nothing justifiable for such sort of an action!

I understand it's your girlfriend and its difficult to think of her in any way other than an angel because of those cute eyes and hot bod but think of the meaning of all of this!
She likes it better when she's fucked by a dildo that's shaped like tom's dick than being fucked by you! She'd exchange the dildo for the real thing anytime!


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You guys responding to the OP earnestly.. seriously?
I was just thinking the same thing. People are actually responding to this as it was OP's problem. Even when some of the above sorta hint that it's copy pasta, people just carry on responding in all seriousness.

Quite funny.
 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

you still with this chick when making this post?

u got a bad one bro.. drop that!