So my girlfriend has been using a dildo molded from her ex-boyfriend's penis...

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I would get a pillow case made with your ex-girlfriends face on it. Every time you fuck her, put the pillow over her head!

Problem solved!
 
This is fucked up on so many levels. I'd be pissed.

Not surprised, though. She's 23. I personally can't take chicks that young seriously.

They're too fucked in the head.

If it were me, after that, I would fuck her so brutally.

Superglue the dildo to her head with industrial strength superglue while she's sleeping.

That'll teach her.
 
Man. This is like one of my worst nightmares. If it were me all I would be thinking about is that I am not getting the job done. I would have to kick her to the curb. A gentle GTFO is in order here.
 
So it's a new day. I spent a couple hours in bed just laying there playing this thread over in my head. When I finally felt like a I had resolved the true retardation, I come back to find more abberational anomalies, such as the idiots linking to other places on the internet where this was also copy-pasta'd and thinking they'd solved some mystery or accomplished something. As if that wasn't enough, my mind=blown even more when I see several people liking those posts as well.

What in the actual fuck is the average IQ on wickedfire? sub-90?
 
My favorite comment for his reddit post

You know what she'd say? "It's different!"

When you're with an irrational, extremely emotionally charged woman that's the kind of response you'll get no matter what kind of logic you bring to the table.. unfortunatelly... gotta watch for red flags next time