Someone ate my investments!!

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That reminds me of the tuplipmania story where a Dutch investor bought a tulip bulb and left it lying on the side. One of his friends then came and fixed a meal out of it and ate it thinking it was a garlic or onion. Of course at this time tulip bulbs cost more than an average house so the guy was sentenced to something like 5 years in prison by a Dutch court and forced to pay back the amount it was worth to its owner.
 


As you all know I keep my savings in exotic & high end chocolates.

Yesterday one of my friends ate a piece costing me about $3,000. He didn't know what he was eating so I feel bad charging him. But, $3,000 is also a decent amount of change...

What would you all do?

was he high?:xomunch:
 
I don't have any advice for your dilemma except for learning from this and investing in something less edible. Perhaps gold, or a McDonalds tandoori baguette?

But, what did your friend think of the chocolate?

the chocolate is very rich meant to be mixed in concentrate with luxury brands like godiva, ghirardelli etc. it tastes like shit by itself.
 
It's your own damn fault. I think you're full of shit, no one place their majority investment in consumable food treats and then sticks it in their fridge next to the salsa and onions.

you're wrong. it had its own special place, my friend is just an idiot.
 
I dunno. I'm beginning to like this troll. I actually found this thread funny. If it really is true, durkafukindurka is probably the biggest most foolish douchebag ever.

i can see we have some people that are very jealous in here b/c they can't see the chocolate boom in front of their faces. but that's ok, i don't need more competition.
 
Considering durkadurka has already admitted he's in fucking middle school I'm pretty sure it is safe to say that he does own $3,000 chocolate.

I'm surprised he hasn't been banned yet :confused:
We keep some things for comic value! :p
 
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