Sooooo I'm officially (1) Ghetto or (2) I've lost my mind?

wait so, if roosters aren't needed to lay eggs... how can we take the hens out of the equation and mass produce eggs using some sort of weird fake hen-gina system?
 


eggs aren't the baby chickens. They're the periods.....................kill me now for the Oregon upbringing forcing me to know that.
 
Dresden14 said:
shes pregnant. help me bros
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Dresden14 said:
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Congrats.
 
Chicken eggs: $0.15/piece
Human eggs: $5,000/piece

Just sayin ya'll are in the wrong egg producing business :)
#ovaries-r-srs-bzness
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9Xed3J0ehk]"My Little Chicken" - Adam Sandler - YouTube[/ame]


Edit: Perhaps it's time I changed my avatar too before Dresden gets any ideas... ;)
 
Dresden14 said:
I bought 4 chickens yesterday (hens). These arent the mother fuckers that go cock-a-doodle-do in the morning.
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Isn't it roosters that go cock a doodle do? I suspect that's why they are called cocks.

Inb4 must be a cock expert.

I learned the hard way be careful when renting a property to vietnamese. When the lease was up and the apartment was inspected, I found the kitchen cupboard doors had been removed and replaced with chicken wire. There was chicken shit and feathers everywhere, but alas, no eggs.
Now every time I see an egg I think, you fuckin pricks. Give me back my doors.
 
Unarmed Gunman said:
Speaking of Oregon - you guys are not allowed to pump your own gas at gas stations? lolwutdafuck?
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Yes its very true.
I have 1st world problems when i drive out of state and i'm forced to get out of my nice comfy car.
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Serious question that I really don't know the answer to. What happens if you want to fill your tank but you have to prepay with cash? Do you pay more then expected then come back and get your change, or do you just try to come as close as possible and never fill?
 
Deliguy said:
Yes its very true.
I have 1st world problems when i drive out of state and i'm forced to get out of my nice comfy car.
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Serious question that I really don't know the answer to. What happens if you want to fill your tank but you have to prepay with cash? Do you pay more then expected then come back and get your change, or do you just try to come as close as possible and never fill?
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You get change haha

Op Watch out for the chicken federales
 
Deliguy said:
Serious question that I really don't know the answer to. What happens if you want to fill your tank but you have to prepay with cash? Do you pay more then expected then come back and get your change, or do you just try to come as close as possible and never fill?
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Back before everybody paid at the pump, it depended on what gas station you were at. If you weren't in a high crime area they actually used to let you come pay AFTER pumping your gas. Seems nuts now, but gas was a lot cheaper then too.

Back in the broke days, we used to drive the extra 5-10 miles to the stations that did that so we could gas up and speed off without paying. peasantspotted.jpg
 
Out here you can't go a mile without seeing someone with a chicken coop. Well hey man you should build a little coop with a nesting box or 2 in it otherwise they're gonna lay eggs all over your yard. I've had chickens all my life. I actually have none ATM because about a month ago a pack of coyotes got in there and murdered close to 20 chickens in 1 night. It was fucked up.
 
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