Serious places:
Texas - Great economy if you can deal with the humidity.
Colorado - Health & Fitness... and the Broncos. Rated #1 most healthy populace.
Non-serious locations:
Chicago, IL - When you come over the interstate you can see the sky go from blue to brown. Pretty neat.
Los Angeles, California - Same as above + ridiculous taxes + way too many liberals and threat of an earthquake.
Las Vegas, NV - A great way to spend money. Want to feel like a King on the daily? Expect to have sexual encounters with many women and possible trannys if your not careful.
San Diego, CA - Be one of the many internet marketers that decided for some reason SD was the place to be. Still trying to figure this out myself...
Wyoming - Uhh... so you can tell us what the hell is in Wyoming. lol