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These are the new links.
The Glengarry Links.
And to you...
They're GOLD.
So here I am, and you're talking about what? You're talking about... Bitching about that sale you shot, some son of a bitch who don't wanna fill out your CPA form, some fucking SERP you can't crack, so forth.
Let's talk about something important.
You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from the inner circle. I'm here from CCarter & MeatyTreats. And I'm on a mission of mercy.
Let me talk to the other sellers here.
Your name's what? SEO_Monster234? You call yourself an SEO you son of a bitch?
You don't want to listen to this? You certainly don't, pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - we've all got to wait a week for your fucking thread to expire. "The links are weak." The links are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business for over 10 years and you're selling shish-kabobs and Lady Gaga tranny packages. Fuck you. You know why, mister? Because you spun some content off of something I probably paid to have written. You can't play in a man's game. You can't rank 'em.
Now, you real SEO's in the room.
The SERPs are getting searched every day with exact match volume levels that would blow your mind. You think these searchers are searching just to get out of the rain? A guy don't search lest he wants to buy, to know, to jerk off. They have intent. They're sitting there in their computer chairs waiting to give you their money. Are you gonna offer? Are you man enough to take it? What's the problem, pal?
I'll tell you the problem. There is no problem. Not here.
The links are NOT weak. These are the new links. The Glengarry Links. And to you, they're gold.
So here is what I'm going to tell you.
3 of you lucky pricks are going to buy stickies. Permanent homepage links on this beautiful site of mine.
2 of you are going to wise up and pick up these sitewides instead. I like you guys. You have brass balls. And for that, these sitewide packages are going to include the sticky and regular offerings as well.
The rest of you can scoop up the regular package, which ain't so regular when you look at the rest of the trash in the BST these days. What I call regular, the rest of these fuckers would have to pass it off as "The Cosmic, Interstellar, Galactic, Celestial Package." It's only regular here when you're dealing with members of the inner circle.
2 of you are going to wise up and pick up these sitewides instead. I like you guys. You have brass balls. And for that, these sitewide packages are going to include the sticky and regular offerings as well.
The rest of you can scoop up the regular package, which ain't so regular when you look at the rest of the trash in the BST these days. What I call regular, the rest of these fuckers would have to pass it off as "The Cosmic, Interstellar, Galactic, Celestial Package." It's only regular here when you're dealing with members of the inner circle.
That's it.
If you find yourself here and have read this far, you're feeling something. You know what needs to be done. And if you can't scoop up your nuts for one moment in your life and take care of business, you need to go quit yourself because a loser is a loser.
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"If only they'd give me the good links," they said.
Here they are. You pick 'em up, they're yours. You don't, I've got no sympathy for you.
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"If only they'd give me the good links," they said.
Here they are. You pick 'em up, they're yours. You don't, I've got no sympathy for you.
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