They're Both Drowning and You Can Save Only One -- Your Dog or a Stranger?

They're both drowning. Which one do you save?

  • Your Dog

    Votes: 148 60.9%

  • Stranger

    Votes: 95 39.1%
  • Total voters
    243
LOL @ people humanizing their dogs. I'm not going to lie, I LOVE dogs and pretty much all animals and I used to suffer from this too. I think some of you should start watching the Dog Whisperer with Cesar a bit more or do some reading on dog psychology.

You'll quickly realize that most of the things dogs do they've already been doing for thousands of years and could care less whether it's you, your mother, your friend or the guy who just raped and killed someone. They just want a competent leader. The reason they're going to defend you or save you in certain situations is because they have a pack mentality and you are their leader, nothing more nothing less. They NEED you for survival. They are not making a logical decision to save your life at that point because they love you (as much as you might think they are).

Or let me put it another way. You give your dog to someone who just raped and killed 300 little girls and I guarantee you as long as they understand dog psychology and know how to "lead" YOUR dog will "LOVE" them. How's that for being above /equal to human? You're probably going to say "oh but wait that's the great thing they don't care about the bad things you've done or your faults, they'll still love you". NO fucking shit, you feed them and meet their "needs" on a consistent basis, that's all they want. If you die they'll find a replacement VERY quickly. I dare you to go watch an episode of Dog Whisperer if you haven't seen it yet and see how quickly a dog's "love" will switch from his owner to Cesar in 3.5 seconds, literally as soon as he touches that leash. Simply because the dude understands dog psychology.

And so you don't think I don't know what it means to be emotionally attached to a dog and have one part of the family - for the record I don't own one at the moment but I have pretty much all my life till about a few years ago when my little chihuahua died in my arms and I cried like a little girl for days.

Oh and to those saying you should know how to swim, especially roclafamila who made a wise ass comment that any human who can't swim can't be worth more than an animal fuck you. I can't swim but I can do 100 other things that you probably suck ass at. I really hope you die in a freak accident because someone chose to save their gerbil over you.
 


lolling hard at all the retards who would save the dog - the rationalization is nonsensical at best, you just can't justify that type of shit.
 
m0rtal said:
Your comprehension and / or joke skills are absolutely outstanding. Put those lips to better use and go suck your dog off.
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My joke may have been poor but it still beats thinking you know something because you watch the dog whisperer.
And I don't do those kind of requests, I'll refund your payment unless you want me to send it straight to your mom?
 
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pixail said:
My joke may have been poor but it still beats thinking you know something because you watch the dog whisperer.
And I don't do those kind of requests, I'll refund your payment unless you want me to send it straight to your mom?
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No, it's not because I watch dog whisperer, go educate yourself on dog psychology before you make stupid assumptions. I bet you feed your dog "dog food" too, because you know, in the wild dogs eat kibbles and bits. And great momma joke. Grow a pube or two then come back and talk to me.
 
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I voted dog, but ya know, I'd attempt to save them both at once and probably die trying. I'm not going to let either drown without a serious fight.

That being said, anyone who doesn't understand why someone would pick a dog over a stranger probably has never truly bonded with a pet. They may have a dog and even love them, but unless you've experienced the bond then you really have no say here.

I worked for a vet for 6 years and it was truly amazing what people would do both physically and monetarily for their animals. Most recently, I shit you not, an 80 year old ex marine jumped into a canal to pull his yorkie out of an alligators mouth, then spent ~$4K on vet bills to nurse him back to health.
 
Ok... how about if they were both drowning in a swimming pool filled with Steve Wagenheim's semen.

Would you animal lovers still jump in and save your dog? Knowing that if you saved it, it could give birth to mutant Wagenheim-canine crossbreed monsters? (even if male) ?
 
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