This Fuckin Drought, man!

lukep

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Alright, I've heard enough of this shit. NOAA released new drought forcast charts today, things are looking Bleak. It's time to stockpile, bros. :(

Here's teh facts:

1. The corn outside my window is now DEAD. Farmers are cutting that shit down and calling it a complete loss now across Kansas and other parts of the corn belt.

2. The drought has retarded or destroyed crops across over 60% of the entire nation:

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3. This has spurred on at least a couple extra forest fires this year so far:

Global Incident Map Displaying Forest Fires - Wildland Fires - Etc


4. The drought has officially been named the worst one for Corn in a Half Century so far, and typically we always add More corn to our total each year so going down to pre-monsanto-GM corn levels means we're going to take a very large loss in our economy. In fact, there might not be enough for everyone, PERIOD, at ANY price... And just about everything made these days has corn in it.

This year, the worst U.S. drought in half a century could cause an estimated $18 billion in damage to corn, soybeans and other key crops. On the heels of a severe Texas drought last year that cost nearly $8 billion...
Source: Farmers turn to engineered corn to adapt to drought. But will it be enough?


5. The waterways are now becoming Unpassable!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKHAshrZTfo]Mississippi River Is Drying Up - YouTube[/ame]

You gotta watch this short vid! It means that just about everything that is shipped by river is going to have to go by truck soon. Basically you can expect food, gas, and other goods to possibly double or more in price soon because the cost of shipping so much of our good is only weeks away from doubling or tripling until this drought lets up.


6. The drought is expected to last through November now, and possibly into next spring.

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7. And let's not forget, the Drought is causing Ideal weather for the mosquitos that bring West Nile Virus!


All food these days is made out of corn bros, every last morsel. Even beef, chicken, and tilapia are fed mostly Corn... Livestock feed was the #1 use of corn in recent years, and they are expecting LIVESTOCK FAMINE to result from this drought, because the grass is already gone so the cows won't have anything at all to eat.

There goes all our steaks this fall... Beef will likely skyrocket in price once the first dead cow is shown on the news. ;(

Stockpile food bros. I'm not joking. Go hit Sam's or Costco this weekend, and bring a Pickup truck or a Uhaul if you have to.

If you have a way to stockpile Gasoline too, that would be smart. Prices have already started rising there too.

You can't go wrong with 50-lbs bags of Jasmine rice and cases of Ramen. A few of those each will be enough carbs to get you through until prices return to normal next year, if they do.

Me? I was already thinking of ditching this country when Obomba is reelected... Perhaps I'll be moving my plans up because of this drought.
 


Invest in CORN, not Facebook, FTW

P.S. - move to the PNW and you won't have to deal with any droughts or extreme weather!

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So does the price of Teucrium's stock go up if all their product dries up in the field? Or are you suggesting that we short sell them?
 
What about the companies that produce all the tools for harvesting and refining crops? I would also like to know if anyone knows of companies that store until they can sell at a massive profit when there's less supply?
 
And yet there are still some dumbasses who don't think climate change is real.

Weather=/=climate (as climate scientists so often asserted). There have always been droughts. Heard of the Dust Bowl?

*I believe humans have an effect on the climate, but attributing every little thing to climate change is dumb.
 
Whatever happens, it's best if we panic. Because we've never been through a drought before, and history isn't filled with tons of other disasters that happen cyclically. We'll likely starve to death over this. This is definitely the end of the line for us. It's 2012 afterall.
 
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Don't worry guys--Obama has everything under control. He's going to simultaneously make sure meat prices rise both this year and next year, spend a couple hundred million dollars, and ensure that what corn does survive goes toward ethanol, not food or feed.
I try not to get too cynical about these things, jeebus knows I do... But C'mon! It's as if the powers that be are actually trying to exterminate americans... Isn't the upcoming Hyperinflation enough pain for us all? They need to make food scarce during times of severe drought too?


Having trouble making it rain, Luke?
A 2-liter of mountain dew should help me with that problem... But I don't think I can output more than 2 liters of "rain" at that point so it's no use trying...


Weather=/=climate (as climate scientists so often asserted).
That's no longer an excuse.

According to a new paper in PNAS:

James E. Hansen, head of the NASA Goddard Institute for Space Studies, declared Aug. 3 that a new study by him and colleagues Makiko Sato and Reto Ruedy proves global warming is causing the extreme weather dominating the news in recent years.

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The researchers charted the world’s changing temperatures over the past 30 years and found that “the extremes of unusually cool and, even more, the extremes of unusually hot are being altered so they are becoming both more common and more severe,” Hansen writes. Extreme-heat events, Hansen says, “used to be exceedingly rare.” But the study identifies a new category of events that it calls “summertime extremely hot outliers.” The researchers write that “This hot extreme, which covered much less than 1 percent of Earth’s surface during the base period [1951-1980], now typically covers about 10 percent of the land area.”

Climate scientists are usually hesitant to connect any one weather event with climate change. But the new study gets more direct, stating that:

It follows that we can state, with a high degree of confidence, that extreme anomalies such as those in Texas and Oklahoma in 2011 and Moscow in 2010 were a consequence of global warming because their likelihood in the absence of global warming was exceedingly small.

So AGW is no longer something we can't tie to localized weather!

They are saying these big events like the heat wave we're in right now are completely improbable without AGW... Yet getting more frequent.

Last year they were freaked out about the $8 Billion dollars in Losses from drought. This year it's going to be $18 Billion or more with really jacked up food prices... Are you going to wait until the loss of all food whatsoever until you finally think it's time to do something about AGW?
 
I gotta property on Hawaii (main island). It rains every night and everyone's on water catchment. How is this a drought ? It's green for a reason.... Don't listen to the government....
 
Um, look at the maps.

The bad shit is in the middle of the country, hard to miss.

You know the middle of the country, it's the place we grow 99% of your fucking food!

You think Hawaii's imported food prices are high now? Lulz...
 
I gotta property on Hawaii (main island). It rains every night and everyone's on water catchment. How is this a drought ? It's green for a reason.... Don't listen to the government....

Wait I'm confused--you do know that while it might be raining in Hawaii, that doesn't mean it's raining in the midwest, right? Unless this was a joke that flew over my head.
 
Wait I'm confused--you do know that while it might be raining in Hawaii, that doesn't mean it's raining in the midwest, right? Unless this was a joke that flew over my head.
They also didn't hear me say that the corn outside my window is all dead... :cool2:
 
Invest in CORN, not Facebook, FTW

P.S. - move to the PNW and you won't have to deal with any droughts or extreme weather!


LOL I saw an 'Extreme Temperature Alert' for Washington and Oregon, where highs may reach the mid 90's. Down here, we call that 'springtime'.