This Fuckin Drought, man!



Wow, that's not what it looks like here.

They must have some great Sprinklers where those were taken.


Edit: This was taken last week not to far from me here in NE KS:

[elderly corn fields]

The field next to me looks a bit worse still.

What county?
 
In fact, there might not be enough for everyone, PERIOD, at ANY price... And just about everything made these days has corn in it.

I doubt that beans are made of corn, and even if it shot up in price by 500%, i still dont see how thats an issue?


Basically you can expect food, gas, and other goods to possibly double or more in price soon because the cost of shipping so much of our good is only weeks away from DOUBLING OR TRIPLING until this drought lets up.

That really does sound more like minor inconvenience than total disaster.


Stockpile food bros. I'm not joking. Go hit Sam's or Costco this weekend, and bring a Pickup truck or a Uhaul if you have to.

Because it might double in price? When milk doubled in price a couple years ago i didnt even notice. Youre speaking to a bunch of people who pretend to be rich.

You can't go wrong with 50-lbs bags of Jasmine rice and cases of Ramen. A few of those each will be enough carbs to get you through until prices return to normal next year, if they do.

You cant go wrong, except all kinds of deficiencies by swallowing empty calories. Try beans.

Me? I was already thinking of ditching this country when Obomba is reelected... Perhaps I'll be moving my plans up because of this drought.

Because some drought fucks prices up a bit? This gets dangerously close to dresden territory. What do you think will happen to gas prices in thailand when america suddenly needs way more of it because truckloads instead of boatloads?



And even if there was somehow not enough food for everyone at any price period, how do you think that affects a couple morons that are part of the top 0.01% of the food chain? Anyone who actually fears this might consider quitting this "career" and getting a job instead.
 
I doubt that beans are made of corn, and even if it shot up in price by 500%, i still dont see how thats an issue?
1. Beans? Even if that were what I was talking about, they need water to grow too.

2. 500% of everything you eat would be a surefire issue... It's not all about your grocery bill... It's about availability too.

When the common peasant who can barely afford to make ends meet with a $400 monthly grocery bill suddenly has to choose between a $2,000 grocery bill and Rent, you're going to see other kinds of problems, bro. Robberies for sure, possibly even RIOTING. -Because the masses will no longer be able to afford it.

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1. Beans? Even if that were what I was talking about, they need water to grow too.

2. 500% of everything you eat would be a surefire issue... It's not all about your grocery bill... It's about availability too.

When the common peasant who can barely afford to make ends meet with a $400 monthly grocery bill suddenly has to choose between a $2,000 grocery bill and Rent, you're going to see other kinds of problems, bro. Robberies for sure, possibly even RIOTING. -Because the masses will no longer be able to afford it.

Then its about time you remind the peasant that he didnt build that either.

How is rioting an escalation of robberies? Let them destroy "public property", zero shits given. If they go too far, well witness how the military really can respond to disaster faster than when that katrina thing came around.

I seriously doubt that there will be a point in time in the near future where you walk into a walmart and they go "sorry, were out of corn".

500% of everything i regularly buy would certainly be an issue, but not to me, or any one of my fellow pretenders.

Who wants to live near that shit??

I dont want to live near that shit, and thats why i do not live near that shit. Even if I lived near that shit, Id just fly out 1st class, chill at some beach, sit it out. Nothing to worry about.
 
How is rioting an escalation of robberies?
I didn't say it was... They're both just consequences of food costing too much.

Let them destroy "public property", zero shits given.
You shortsighted fool. Don't you ever buy your food from anywhere?

If they go too far, well witness how the military really can respond to disaster faster than when that katrina thing came around.
Think there's enough military to suppress them all? Oh wait, our military is all overseas 'freeing' brown ppl anyway...

I seriously doubt that there will be a point in time in the near future where you walk into a walmart and they go "sorry, were out of corn".
Watch the film above. EVERYTHING in the store will be affected.

I dont want to live near that shit, and thats why i do not live near that shit. Even if I lived near that shit, Id just fly out 1st class, chill at some beach, sit it out. Nothing to worry about.
BTW; the cost of airfare will certainly go up since gasoline prices are going up. And the food on those flights? Yep, more ticket price increases. Then there will be more competition for those flights.

So again, EVERYTHING's price is going up soon. You simply cannot escape it.
 
You shortsighted fool. Don't you ever buy your food from anywhere?

Its being delivered.

Think there's enough military to suppress them all? Oh wait, our military is all overseas 'freeing' brown ppl anyway...

Im seriously not trying to troll you. You just make everything seem like a doomsday movie come true. Things dont work that way in the real world. Its not everything cool today and tomorrow you drive up to the gas station and cant buy any gasoline, so you walk to walmart and its out of stock. Mere minutes later, you see an angry mob roaming through your rural area pillaging and burning like its a middle ages viking invasion.


Watch the film above. EVERYTHING in the store will be affected.

You always ask me to watch your silly movies that are zero substance and all propaganda. The fact that they are propaganda in the opposite direction of what you call conspiracy doesnt make them less propaganda.

Pictures tell stories, not the truth.


BTW; the cost of airfare will certainly go up since gasoline prices are going up. And the food on those flights? Yep, more ticket price increases. Then there will be more competition for those flights.

So again, EVERYTHING's price is going up soon. You simply cannot escape it.

So maybe it will make a couple welfare fags appreciate the things theyve had a bit more.
 
lukep, please take this in the nicest way possible, but your wife must be one amazing woman. Holy shit, living with you would drive me insane. :)

Deep breath, deep breath... it's going to be ok. :)
 
I gotta property on Hawaii (main island). It rains every night and everyone's on water catchment. How is this a drought ? It's green for a reason.... Don't listen to the government....

You mean the island of Hawaii? Oahu is the main island and nobody here is on catchment and it doesn't rain very often on this island.
 
You mean the island of Hawaii? Oahu is the main island and nobody here is on catchment and it doesn't rain very often on this island.

What the fuck are you talking about, it rains almost every day here. You windward or leeward?
 
LOL I saw an 'Extreme Temperature Alert' for Washington and Oregon, where highs may reach the mid 90's. Down here, we call that 'springtime'.

Last night it was around 100 at midnight. I wish the highs were in the 90s.
 
1. Going long Corn Futures
2. ????
3. Giving a shit about peasants crying because of food/fuel prices.

Honestly luke,i have been reading you a long time,you are a good guy.
But come on, are you serious ? Stockpiling with a Uhaul ? I fucking lol'd.

You must turn around from this "everything is doomed" viewpoint.
Anarchy will never come. Obama will win. Ron Paul is da man,but has no chance. Taxes are shit. Money wins. People are dumb.
Nothing new since 5000 years.

Be a true gay webmaster and give a shit.

You should touchdown in BKK asap and bang a few ladyboys ,puts things into perspective ;)
 
So does the price of Teucrium's stock go up if all their product dries up in the field? Or are you suggesting that we short sell them?

All their product will not dry up. I was simply comparing how a boring product can outperform hype.

As far as investing in CORN or corn futures, I'm in the same camp as this guy and his analysis -- I think the worst is already priced in and any major surprises are behind us.

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lukep, please take this in the nicest way possible, but your wife must be one amazing woman. Holy shit, living with you would drive me insane. :)

Deep breath, deep breath... it's going to be ok. :)

Actually he and his wife are on the same page. I just dug up this old video of her.


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8]Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy - YouTube[/ame]
 
That's it; see if I warn any of you about oncoming evil shit again.

If you can't be bothered to watch that video where that the river barges are almost not able to pass the river bottoms already, and put two and two together for yourself, then I don't even know why I'd want to hand any of you good advice on a silver plate like this.