Transformers : Revenge of the Failboats

[SUP3RNOVA]

Who else thought this sucked?

I was excited as shit to catch the midnight showing last night only to be let down enormously.

That chick Megan Fox...was overdone about 1000%. Every time the camera was on her she was making some pornstar pursed-lip face, it was awful. Maybe it's her getting older but I thought she looked a lot better in the first movie.

Speaking over over-doing it, that's basically what I thought the whole movie was. The transformers' personalities were ridiculous, they cried and shit and talked ghetto for half of the movie. Every tiny part that seemed to get good feedback in the first movie was just amplified way too much in this one.

Anybody else agree? They failed.

 

[Bofu2U]

Don' t know - going tonight.

 

[turbolapp]

I thought the first one sucked ROYALLY. The acting, the script...cheezzzzz. Really, we stopped the movie mid way through and threw it back in the mail.

I can only imagine how bad this one is.

 

[SUP3RNOVA]

Oh, and it was way too long also.

 

[bb_wolfe]

Review: 'Transformers' lands with giant thud - CNN.com

 

[Mike]

"I will love Transformers 2"
"I will love Transformers 2"
"I will love Transformers 2"
"I will love Transformers 2"

Stop ruining my delusions you bastards! I want to love it.

 

[radio]

saw the first one and thought it sucked... giant fucking robots hiding from that kids parents?! wtf?! i checked out after that bullshit.

also - when they are changing - it justs looks like a bunch of crumpling and spinning shit - bah!

saw this in the theater:

that shit was traumatizing when they were straight up killing off autobots.

 

[mingrza]

Yeah, I was speechless for a while after this scene... that shit was drama to my young innocent mind!

 

[radio]

they dusted off bumblebee in that movie (1986) if i recall correctly and i had just picked up that damn toy... wtf was i to do with it now?! that bug was squashed! tragic.

 

[WritingSolution]

I loved Transformers: The Movie as a kid. Ever try to watch it now? I couldn't make it past this song here last time I tried to watch it.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZUTleBwiiw]YouTube - The Old 80's Transformers Movie Theme[/ame]

 

[nachoninja]

Revenge of the Failbots would have been more appropriate

 

[barman]

i didn't care for the first one

 

[Fat Tom]

"I will love Transformers 2"
"I will love Transformers 2"
"I will love Transformers 2"
"I will love Transformers 2"

Stop ruining my delusions you bastards! I want to love it.

im in the same boat as you, i really want to like this movie. i liked the first one, but i think this one will be way over the top.
err umm i mean;
"I will love Transformers 2"
"I will love Transformers 2"
"I will love Transformers 2"

 

[casinojack]

Megan Fox = Great movie

 

[drumminlogan]

I agree. It was way to long, the script was lame and the plot was pretty weak. The first one was way better.

 

[sampunk]

Megan Fox = Great movie

There are many great-looking babes in the film, who are made up to a flawless perfection and look just like real women, if you are a junior fanboy whose experience of the gender is limited to lad magazines.

Roger Ebert

 

[ImagesAndWords]

I thought the first one sucked ROYALLY. The acting, the script...cheezzzzz. Really, we stopped the movie mid way through and threw it back in the mail.

I can only imagine how bad this one is.

I couldn't agree more.

 

[Supergeek]

The first one was good just for the CGI. (I'm a CGI nerd.) The "human" parts were so hackneyed and unbelieveable I just tried to ignore them. If #2 is even worse, I'll pass until I can see it for free.

 

[SethTheUBotGuy]

That chick Megan Fox...was overdone about 1000%.

you can over do a chick?

 

[subigo]

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Movie Reviews, Pictures - Rotten Tomatoes

Some of these reviews are comedy gold. Seriously though, the first one sucked. The second one was just created to get more of your money. Suckers.