Transformers : Revenge of the Failboats

it's a movie about cars that turn into robots

don't expect a masterpiece, just watch it for simple entertainment


well.... you can also say Batman is a movie about a comic character that dresses as bat....BUT The Dark Knight sure as hell didnt suck as this movie did.


NO excuse....it could have been a good movie.
 


I'm really excited... too damn bad. I really liked the first one (surprisingly, considering I think comic book movies suck). I'll still check it out with my girlfriend.


did the Dark Knight suck? how about SinCity?
 
okay i think this was expectable. the first one also wasn´t a masterpiese so what did you expect. its a summer popcorn movie..
i haven´t watched transformers2 yet but iam not expecting more than smash and bash and boobs and so should you
 
I thought both Transformers movies were great. I went to the IMax to see metal robots transform into various machines and vehicles, I went to see Autobots and Decepticons fight non-stop, I went to see explosions, and I went to see Megan Fox do her T&A thing. All of this stuff happened in great quantities = WIN

One thing though: Devastator is a huge metal gorilla who can apparently suck a house through a drinking straw. Not quite what I expected but I guess it's cool.
 
It was about the worst movie I've ever seen. I was just sitting there the whole time pissed off thinking about how much of a waste of money it was. It barely even made any fucking sense. The main bad guy (The Fallen) was honestly given about 2-3 minutes of screen time. The 30 minutes worth of random sexual innuendo (despite there being a bunch of 12 year olds in the theater) was completely pointless and didn't fit at all. I'm actually trying to list everything wrong with this movie, but even though I saw it 30 hours ago I can't remember any of it, that's how fucking terrible it was. Don't see it unless you want to feel like you're wasting 2 and a half hours of your life watching a Hasbro ad.
 
I'm really excited... too damn bad. I really liked the first one (surprisingly, considering I think comic book movies suck). I'll still check it out with my girlfriend.

HOW YOU GONNA GET THERE BROS?

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I have not seen the 2nd one but I must say you really need to see these movies on the big screen for full effect. I couldn't imagine watching transformers at home..
 
I guess they have negrofied ghettos on whatever the robot planet is called. Besides looking at Megan Fox's ass for a while there wasn't much of anything else I got out of it.
 
amen to this.

yeah i know this is like 10 months later.. but i wanted to see nothing but pyramids and marvel at how many servers it took to render that desert scene(read on wired that their servers almost blew up). Yeeee..
 
i dont care what anyone says, i liked the movie, even though i does not follow the story line, its still a cool fucking movie. I like a movie that is nothing but action every now and then and this one delivered that.
 
All I got out of this shit-burger of a movie is:

- Megan Fox couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag, whatever that means
- apparently there are black ghetto areas on the Transformers home planet
 
Yeah, I was speechless for a while after this scene... that shit was drama to my young innocent mind!

I straight up baqled my eyes out wheni watched that for the first time...

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If you took out everybody in the movie except Sam, the transformers and a few of those army guys, you wouldn't really have had to change ANYTHING AT ALL.

Nobody else did anything in that movie.

It would have seriously been a better movie if they flat out took out the script completely and made it 2 hours of transformers fighting with no talking or "storyline" whatsoever.