Water = drink of the Gods

To be extra safe, I like to drink water that comes in glass containers and which has been sterilized with a little bit of alcohol.

Sometimes a lot of alcohol. Can't be too cautious nowadays.
 


^ Yeah but leaching chemicals and harmful microorganisms are completely different. These chemicals can cause permanent changes to your hormonal structure - your productivity can go down because of fatigue due to thyroid problems caused by these chemicals.

Less productivity = Less internet moniez.
 
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Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

Vodka, that's what they drink, isn't it? Never water?

Water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that seventy percent of you is water?

And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.

Are you beginning to understand?

Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol?

Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water?

Well, do you know what it is?

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?

On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.

Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, children's ice cream.

You know when fluoridation first began?

Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.
 
StrangeloveRipper1.jpg


Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

Vodka, that's what they drink, isn't it? Never water?

Water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that seventy percent of you is water?

And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.

Are you beginning to understand?

Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol?

Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water?

Well, do you know what it is?

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?

On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.

Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, children's ice cream.

You know when fluoridation first began?

Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

WTF?
 
I was reading a cool article lately on "how to become an early riser"... well among the other tips it said that you need to drink at least one glass of water right after waking up - this will help your body a lot and you should feel better..

..tried it.. seems to work :)
 
Cherry coke, hot pockets, and left over pizza is the only fuel I need.
 
This is the reason I only ever drink my own piss:
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I fucking <3 water so much.

This is is my 2nd favorite (and is pretty much available at any health food store, whole foods etc)

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Hildon is my #1 fav but its hard to find and is like $6 / L but shit is straight up worth it.

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Red Gatorade works for me.

distilled water is good too, but I'm more likely to drink gatorade than water.

Have seen a huge difference though since switching from soda to this.
 
Meh, I stick to filtered tap water. The filters don't remove flouride though, so I take nicotine patches to cancel out the flouride (srs).
 
I didnt drink a single glass of water today. Seriously. And it's like that almost every day.

I drink coffee, and lots of it. Sometimes a bottle of lucozade or coke, but never more than 1 bottle of fizzy drinks a day.

I continually feel tired, lethargic, fatigued. I cant sleep at night, then when i do finally get to sleep early in the morning, i never want to get out of bed.

....... i never feel dehydrated though, but it's obvious that my body needs more water, i just dont give it enough.

Maybe if i felt thirsty more i'd actually drink more, i dunno. I think i'll try forcing myself to drink it more, and see how that makes me feel.