Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Vodka, that's what they drink, isn't it? Never water?
Water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that seventy percent of you is water?
And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.
Are you beginning to understand?
Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol?
Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water?
Well, do you know what it is?
Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?
On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.
Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, children's ice cream.
You know when fluoridation first began?
Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.