Water = drink of the Gods

In the afternoon before lunch, force yourself to drink a quart of water (not a beverage). You'll feel like throwing up at first while you're trying to swallow it, but once it's in your stomach that feeling will disappear surprisingly quickly. In a couple of hours you will feel like.. hmm.. a fish in water?

It's like the reverse of alcohol - feels like shit when you're swallowing loads of it, but sits well in the stomach and in a few hours you literally realize what the reverse of a hangover feels like.

Just don't drink an entire gallon at once - your brain will swell and die if you do that, though if you add some electrolyte tablets/powder into it in the recommended ratios it will be safer.
 


^ better hydration not only makes you look better, but it also improves your erections and increases seminal fluid volume.

And while we're on the topic of erections, leg workouts are killer for killing ed. Matter of fact I just did some squats (still a beginner) and had priapism for a couple of hours. Something to do with increased bloodflow to your lower body.

I expect reps for this.
 
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^ better hydration not only makes you look better, but it also improves your erections and increases seminal fluid volume.

+rep I'm drinking a hell of a lot more water now.

Also:
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^ lol@. Hold it in though and the consequences will be worse (as I stated in a post above, death from swelling of brain).

Any water drinking contests should be done with electrolyte-containing water (thanks for the tag).
 
^ lol@. Hold it in though and the consequences will be worse (as I stated in a post above, death from swelling of brain).

Probably but I've seen a couple hundred attempts and nobody got more than 3.5 quarts down before projectiling. And with $6k + the keys to a cherry ass lime green 71 El Camino in the kitty, lack of motivation wasn't a factor.

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To be extra safe, I like to drink water that comes in glass containers and which has been sterilized with a little bit of alcohol.

Sometimes a lot of alcohol. Can't be too cautious nowadays.

incidentally, I just learned that during the middle ages and beyond they drank alcohol because water wasnt safe to drink.
 
Probably but I've seen a couple hundred attempts and nobody got more than 3.5 quarts down before projectiling. And with $6k + the keys to a cherry ass lime green 71 El Camino in the kitty, lack of motivation wasn't a factor.
Holy paintwork. Would you look at that? Just look at it!