WF Postwhore Contest - Making Up for Friday!!

[surly]

le known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

 

[EHamilton]

My car has a cd player in it.

 

[nachoninja]

The boy threw a ball.

 

[surly]

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

 

[nachoninja]

The children bought a News Paper.

 

[surly]

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

 

[nachoninja]

The children play at school.

 

[EHamilton]

Wtf, this thread lagged for me!

 

[nachoninja]

The children wanted a television.

 

[surly]

I'm an ugly moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt stinkns and...i like to kiss my own butt.

 

[EHamilton]

If this thread didnt lag i would have more posts in it!

 

[nachoninja]

The man wanted to get a job.

 

[surly]

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

 

[EHamilton]

I think it lagged because i presed post quick reply too many times in a row!

 

[surly]

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

 

[nachoninja]

The teacher was proud of her class.

 

[EHamilton]

Now its going faster, because it stopped lagging!

 

[surly]

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

 

[nachoninja]

The big house has a big tree.

 

[EHamilton]

If i could post reply 2 times faster, i would have 2 times more replies!