WF Postwhore Contest - Making Up for Friday!!

[nachoninja]

Today I am going to the store.

 

[surly]

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

 

[EHamilton]

The chicken crossed the road.

 

[nachoninja]

Warm clothing was on sale in the store.

 

[EHamilton]

The chicken almost got ran over by a car.

 

[surly]

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

 

[nachoninja]

We are very smart to learn this.

 

[wfhnow]

man thats mess up...why you have to do post whore during two hour of 24!!!!

Jack Bauer

 

[EHamilton]

If it wasnt for the car, the chicken wouldnt have had a chance of getting run over!

 

[nachoninja]

You cook very well.

 

[surly]

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

 

[EHamilton]

24 is a good show but jack bauer is a drunk.

 

[nachoninja]

You drink too much coffee.

 

[surly]

AT least mine are funny.

 

[EHamilton]

I bet there are much better threads than this going on right now!

 

[nachoninja]

You work very hard at your job.

 

[surly]

There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.

 

[EHamilton]

When i wake up i go on the computer.

 

[nachoninja]

The dog has a white tail.

 

[surly]

My trackball skills are improving.