WF Postwhore Contest - Making Up for Friday!!

[nachoninja]

I know how to speak English.

 

[EHamilton]

I stopped playing quite a while ago.

 

[nachoninja]

My car does not work.

 

[surly]

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

 

[EHamilton]

If i know how to speak spanish i would be considered half latin.

 

[nachoninja]

She can speak English very well.

 

[surly]

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building

 

[EHamilton]

If i was half latin i would be a mixed breed.

 

[nachoninja]

She cooks for her friends.

 

[surly]

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

 

[EHamilton]

I like to feed my dog food often.

 

[nachoninja]

She is my daughter, and he is my son.

 

[surly]

This is cutting into my drinking time.

 

[EHamilton]

My dog looks like a weiner dog because hes so fat.

 

[nachoninja]

She needs to buy some new clothes.

 

[EHamilton]

Weiner dogs appeal to me because they're often times fat.

 

[nachoninja]

She wanted to live near her brother.

 

[surly]

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

 

[EHamilton]

I told him he was a sick person.

 

[nachoninja]

She was happy with her house.