WF Postwhore Contest - Making Up for Friday!!

[surly]

Just discovered the quick reply.

 

[nachoninja]

They’re learning English.

 

[EHamilton]

There are 48 minutes left until this thread is over.

 

[nachoninja]

I take the bus to work.

 

[surly]

I am drunk.

 

[EHamilton]

I turned off the oven when i was done cooking my pizza.

 

[nachoninja]

I believe in the constitution.

 

[EHamilton]

The school is full of idiots!

 

[surly]

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

 

[nachoninja]

The ocean brings in the cold.

 

[EHamilton]

I'm what you call a superhero!

 

[surly]

Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.

 

[nachoninja]

I look for a ride to work every week.

 

[EHamilton]

I live by the ocean.

 

[surly]

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

 

[nachoninja]

The sky is blue.

 

[EHamilton]

The woods are a scary place!

 

[surly]

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

 

[nachoninja]

The woman eats in the restaurant.

 

[EHamilton]

"Watcu talkin bout willis?" - the young boy cried!