What Do Women Do That Pisses You Off?

[JakeStratham]

Slightly off-topic, but if you want to get really angry at women (and let's face it, it's fun sometimes), I can thoroughly recommend reading a forum called "Mumsnet".

I guarantee that within 15 minutes of reading you will be at Defcon FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU.

Good grief. I went to the "Am I Being Unreasonable?" section.* That place is a train wreck. Of course, because of the unbridled emotion, it's also great for marketing ideas.

3. They all back each other up. Then blame men. "What? Your husband left you because you stayed home, ran up huge debts on his credit card and treated him like shit for 5 years? Oh, that's so no your fault honey."

I just read a piece about the Justin/Jessica breakup. The comments are mostly by women since they seem naturally drawn to the drama. And of course, most have been pro-Jessica. They've been calling Timberlake a jerk, adolescent, etc.

But a guy shows up in the comments and lays it out beautifully. He essentially said, "You women are being silly, as usual. Timberlake is A-list. Biel is B-list. In looks and career. He can do 100 times better. He has probably done 100 times better during their relationship. Chances are, he left her because she's boring, annoying, or stupid. Probably all three."

lol

In my youth, I spent time with a lot of women. Boobs are great for twenty minutes. After that, there had better be something between the ears. Otherwise, the search for new flesh continues.

Female boob celebs will learn this sooner or later.



* to the women posting in that section, the answer is yes.

 

[amateursurgeon]

Good grief. I went to the "Am I Being Unreasonable?" section.* That place is a train wreck. Of course, because of the unbridled emotion, it's also great for marketing ideas.



* to the women posting in that section, the answer is yes.

Yeah - I read that section too. Like the woman who asks if it's unreasonable to end a 10 year friendship because she invited her friend to be her bridesmaid (and her friend was really helpful during the wedding), but because her friend's husband doesn't like her, she didn't get to be bridesmaid at her friend's wedding.

THESE PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO REPRODUCE. THEY WILL INFECT THEIR CHRILDEN (sic) WITH THEIR STUPID.

 

[Bandit]

I hate when I see fat bitches get 3 big macs, 4 apple pies, 2 large fries and a 10 piece chicken nugget, then they order a DIET coke. Dumb bitches. I just don't like seeing fat people eat. It pisses me off and they shouldn't be allowed.

 

[BigWig10]

We all love to have them around, however, please refrain from posting while your GF is in the same room.

Dude, they need to know these things. Let them see it.

My 2 cents:

When they leave the toilet seat down

 

[leadsfreak]

have diarrea...

 

[chuongster]

No complaint..I ignore their rant by looking at their tits...T and A for the win!!!!

 

[99999]

When they fall in love with me.

You may think I am trolling, but when you on my level of seductive bed-talk and the things I do with my lips, tongue, hands and god-blessed cock... they always fall for me.

Which is very annoying, cos not matter how much I frame the interaction as being an no-attachment adventure, they come-a-stalking.

Bedded this athletic black babe today in our first date, and no matter what-ever I told
her, I just know she's gonna get hurt. It's not fair, I explicitly told her what I wanted and she agreed. Now I gotta feel rough cos she's gonna tear herself up about me.

Help.

Oh yeah: and when they give you thrush. Like I know the one today probably has done.

 

[magicberry]

the fact that they are the only creatures on the planet that can bleed for a week and live.... oooh and also when I wake up in the morning to find my eggs haven't been done right and she forgot to suck my cock as I am waking up....

One last thing that I just remembered. She wont share her best friend with me... her friend is smoking hot and she wont let me share her with her...

 

[nomak]

When they bring absolutely irational arguments into a discussion to prove they are right and you're wrong.
When they're so fucking jealous.
When they are so up tight and can't relax the fuck down.
When they say "I'm a very good driver".
When she makes our plan for the whole fucking day with her retarded friends and gets upset if I don't want to come.

 

[juliejones]

Excuse me!?
What about you guys who have all of your "homies" in line when only one of you is buying; as a result you extend the line farther then it should be. This irritates me to no end.

*julie

This thread is to stir the pot of latent misogyny at WF, and bring it to a slow boil.* I have a simple question for you:

What is your biggest pet peeve about women? What do they do that pisses you off?


I'll start.

They can stand in line at Starbucks for ten minutes, and still not know what they want when it's their turn.

Pisses me off.

Now, you go.



* All in fun. Go easy on the hate.

 

[ii silver ii]

Woman that think they should be equal to men.

 

[crackp0t]

Excuse me!?
What about you guys who have all of your "homies" in line when only one of you is buying; as a result you extend the line farther then it should be. This irritates me to no end.

*julie

QQ cunt QQ

I heard mumnet wants you.

:music06:

 

[papajohn56]

Me: "What do you want to eat?"
Her: "I dunno, I'm up for anything"
Me: "Italian?"
Her: "No I just had that"
Me: "Burger?"
Her: "Don't feel like it"
Me: *lists 20 other things*
Her: *no each time*

WTF

 

[REIMktg]

Me: "What do you want to eat?"
Her: "I dunno, I'm up for anything"
Me: "Italian?"
Her: "No I just had that"
Me: "Burger?"
Her: "Don't feel like it"
Me: *lists 20 other things*
Her: *no each time*

WTF

Next time just say.....

"We are going to Italian." and I repeat my earlier post, pray for the silent treatment.

 

[ii silver ii]

Me: "What do you want to eat?"
Her: "I dunno, I'm up for anything"
Me: "Italian?"
Her: "No I just had that"
Me: "Burger?"
Her: "Don't feel like it"
Me: *lists 20 other things*
Her: *no each time*

WTF

Fail. It's the woman that should be cooking and asking what you want.

 

[papajohn56]

Fail. It's the woman that should be cooking and asking what you want.

Son, I'm talking about going out to dinner.

 

[Ar Scion]

Me: "What do you want to eat?"
Her: "I dunno, I'm up for anything"
Me: "Italian?"
Her: "No I just had that"
Me: "Burger?"
Her: "Don't feel like it"
Me: *lists 20 other things*
Her: *no each time*

WTF

So fuckin' true. And so fuckin' annoying.

It doesn't just happen with restaurants either.

Excuse me!?
What about you guys who have all of your "homies" in line when only one of you is buying; as a result you extend the line farther then it should be. This irritates me to no end.

*julie

True. Homies are usually responsible when lines are extended.

 

[Douglife]

Ahh women.

To be frank, the only thing that gets me is indecisiveness.

The whole where do you want to eat gets old quick.

"Babes, I'll eat dirt covered in Ranch if you'll just fucking decide."

Also, the idea that just because I have a comfortable office, workplace at home, and can do such, doesn't make my job any less important or labor-intensive.

 

[Bofu2U]

Personally I hate it when women look at the wrong aspect of a situation, as they do often. Like the fact that they're looking at "the line is so fucking long this will take forever" while I look at it as "4 of those guys aren't ordering anything, so it will take 10 seconds for all 5 of them to get through".

I guess they look at the surface, I look at more layers.

Live example:

Excuse me!?
What about you guys who have all of your "homies" in line when only one of you is buying; as a result you extend the line farther then it should be. This irritates me to no end.

*julie

Of course, just my 2 cents. I left the "homies" back when I stopped smoking crack.

Oh, and the "EXCUSE ME?!?" <--- that makes me want to choke a bitch.

 

[JakeStratham]

Me: "What do you want to eat?"
Her: "I dunno, I'm up for anything"
Me: "Italian?"
Her: "No I just had that"
Me: "Burger?"
Her: "Don't feel like it"
Me: *lists 20 other things*
Her: *no each time*

WTF

My woman has no problem taking the reins. Choosing the place, making the reservation, etc. But it took years of training (she trains me, too).

That said, REIMktg's approach works every time. A lot of women don't know what they like or dislike until their guy confidently tells them. Or, if they dislike something, it's usually easy to change their minds. If you're good at sales, this will be no problem for you, PJ.

Example:

You: "We're gettin' Italian tonight."
Her: "I don't really like Italian."
You: "Trust me, you're gonna love this place. Wait until you taste the lasagna."
Her: "I have never liked lasagna."
You: "I guarantee you'll love it. Every person I've taken has drooled over it, including a few who didn't like Italian."
Her: "Who else have you taken?"
You: "Italian. Tonight. 7:30. Reservation has already been made because that place gets packed every night. You'll see why later."
Her: "Okay, I'm up for it."

I used that on my lady years ago. We still go to that place today, often because she wants the lasagna. lol