"CLIENT: “I don’t like the type.”
ME: “What don’t you like.”
CLIENT: “I don’t like how it goes all to one side.”
ME: “You mean ranged left.”
CLIENT: “Yes, yes, arranged left.”
ME: “How do you want it?”
CLIENT: “To be the same on both sides.”
ME: “Justified?”
CLIENT: “I don’t have to justify anything for you. I own the fucking company.”
