If you've been married 12 year you could ask these questions to her face not to some strangers on wickefire. get the fuck out.
ban this bitch
ban this bitch
what to do?....wife swallows
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Just because a woman has had a kid does NOT mean her pussy is loose.
Kegel exercises tighten a pussy up just nicely.
Kegel exercises tighten a pussy up just nicely.
No offense, but your relationship sounds horrible. In fact, I'm still not sure if this whole story is not just a parody.
If it's not, then for Christ's sake man - a relationship should build both people up, not tear them down. She's emasculating you and you are calling her fat. Jesus. WTF?
Communicate man. Discuss what you both want then give it to each other. Build each other up.
Or get a divorce and find someone you can have a healthy relationship with.
I don't think the OP is trolling personally... I think this problem affects a lot of people in this industry to be honest. I had to lie about my job to get girls when I was in my early 20ties. Working on a computer all day is not exactly the sexiest job, no matter how much money you make. In fact it's a total turn-off for most [hot] women. Yes amigos, whether you want it or not, your wives would rather be with an Air Force pilot, a firefighter, a Karate instructor or a F1 driver.
Until the paycheck comes in.
The figure on the paycheck changes everything....and no women gives a fuck how you went about making that $$$
I don't think the OP is trolling personally... I think this problem affects a lot of people in this industry to be honest. I had to lie about my job to get girls when I was in my early 20ties. Working on a computer all day is not exactly the sexiest job, no matter how much money you make. In fact it's a total turn-off for most [hot] women. Yes amigos, whether you want it or not, your wives would rather be with an Air Force pilot, a firefighter, a Karate instructor or a F1 driver.
I think wives want husbands with jobs that are safe. Girlfriends want guys who can't get cheap life insurance.
I don't even tell women what I do, I just say I'm in Marketing and leave it at that.
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I don't think the OP is trolling personally... I think this problem affects a lot of people in this industry to be honest. I had to lie about my job to get girls when I was in my early 20ties. Working on a computer all day is not exactly the sexiest job, no matter how much money you make. In fact it's a total turn-off for most [hot] women. Yes amigos, whether you want it or not, your wives would rather be with an Air Force pilot, a firefighter, a Karate instructor or a F1 driver.
It seems like you're saying hot women like men that are physically fit, since in order to be any of those professions, it would be implied you're physically fit. In that sense, that's not really a shocker, but I think there's plenty of women out there who also admire/appreciate a business man just as much as one would appreciate say a firefighter.
BUSINESS IS SEXY.
By the way, this thread delivers, trolling or not.
^Businessman? Yes, sure! Someone that wakes up early in the morning, showers, shaves, puts on a classy suit and heads to his office in a lexus to manage employees & negotiate million dollar contracts IS a businessmen. 80% of us here work from home making & marketing websites. Ask any woman if that carries the same sexiness as a corporate real estate attorney.
Hey guys...got some news...
Me and my wife are like cool with each other, I dont know where some posters in here think my marriage is going down the drain cause It aint, we have many disagreements and arguements but we have learned to keep a short memory and move on.
in fact this is probably one of the few times that I couldnt keep a short memory about the whole potluck thing, and thats why i came on here for some counseling.
any ways, yesterday we had a casual conversation on various things and I said, "i still cant believe you swallowed the other night"... and she told me that she didnt.
I thought i couldve sworn that i heard her gulp, but at the same time some jizz got on her neck and stuff but i remember that it wasnt that much so i figured she swallowed some of it.
she said that she still dont like the taste of it. so i said im gonna start eating bananas so that it tastes sweet, she laughed and jokingly said "then maybe ill like it"
but the fact still remains that she got worked up at the potluck and was horny when we got home that night, her drive was way higher then normal. she doesnt even like catching my jizz and spitting it out, but that night she caught my first load and spit it out and then about 30 mins later on my second load she caught it and thats when i thought she swallowed.
Me and my wife are like cool with each other, I dont know where some posters in here think my marriage is going down the drain cause It aint, we have many disagreements and arguements but we have learned to keep a short memory and move on.
in fact this is probably one of the few times that I couldnt keep a short memory about the whole potluck thing, and thats why i came on here for some counseling.
any ways, yesterday we had a casual conversation on various things and I said, "i still cant believe you swallowed the other night"... and she told me that she didnt.
I thought i couldve sworn that i heard her gulp, but at the same time some jizz got on her neck and stuff but i remember that it wasnt that much so i figured she swallowed some of it.
she said that she still dont like the taste of it. so i said im gonna start eating bananas so that it tastes sweet, she laughed and jokingly said "then maybe ill like it"
but the fact still remains that she got worked up at the potluck and was horny when we got home that night, her drive was way higher then normal. she doesnt even like catching my jizz and spitting it out, but that night she caught my first load and spit it out and then about 30 mins later on my second load she caught it and thats when i thought she swallowed.
I don't get it... did you try the tactic I suggested or not? Or did you pussy out like a little girl?
yet alot of feedback on this forum say not to approach her about this incident cause It might make me appear to be insecure.
you honestly think that my wife is going to admit..."oh honey your friend just turns me on I think I have a crush on him, can you forgive me for feeling like this?"
those are things that dont need to be heard, I understand that we are all human and I have those same feelings toward other hot women when i see them, but i aint gonna tell my wife.
If she asks me, "do you think so-n-so is hot?" i would probably down play it and say yeah i think shes good looking. but i aint gonna tell her "damn she has a nice a** i wish i married her!"
There are things that women only say to their girlfriends, and guys only say to their guy friends. If your woman is telling you everything and you tell her everything then you are either GAY or u guys are swingers.
Seems he is more concerned about his wife became turned on by his friend... not the fact that she doesn't swallow
thats a long term tactic, we only have sex maybe once a week, and im thinking that it might take a few sessions of your tactic till she feels like she will really want to get me off and not care about the taste of things.
its a good one though, just cant test it in one day.
that is exactly the truth, i could careless if she swalllows i mean dam its fun and all for me atleast.
but yeah it was a shitty feeling to see my wife all giddy over another man, there have been mild episodes when she acted like this in the past and it never phased me but that episode at the potluck and the results afterward in our bed was just to extreme.
I fell sorry for you. Obviously you can't compete with the other guy. It's not your wife's problem.
^lol exactly what I would have said if I was as articulate and more proficient at translating my feelings into sentences.
OP you've dug yourself into a hole, and you're trying hard to climb out of it and try to appear "cool" about everything. It shows, and if this isn't a troll thread you're beyond redemption as far as this thread is concerned.
OP you've dug yourself into a hole, and you're trying hard to climb out of it and try to appear "cool" about everything. It shows, and if this isn't a troll thread you're beyond redemption as far as this thread is concerned.
