When Did Ugly Tits And No Shape Become Sexy?

She's very average looking right now. Way too fat for her age lol.

If she started exercising regularly, lost some of that fat, sorted out her hips to waist (or w/e) ratio (again - exercise), did some squats from time to time to get that ass into shape... she'd be a good 9/10. Right now? 6/10 or so. Meh.
 


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She's got great tits and legs, plus a pretty face, but her hips and ass are below average.
 
Yo, I know you're the Suddenly_Ass man and I'mma let you finish .... but Kate Upton had one of the best videos of all time!

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It's like 90% about her face and what she represents. She's like our generation's Marilyn Monroe. Everyone wants to fuck her but no one knows why. I think she's just pretty and for some reason represents something really American that everyone wants to jizz on.
 
It's funny that we're even analyzing this. She's hotter than 99% of the other women on the planet, but since 1% are hotter or have a nicer ass - WOULD NOT BANG!!!!! So her ass is decent instead of amazing...maybe instead of fucking her with the force of a 1,000 horse cocks, I'd only fuck her with the force of like 998.

Get the fuck outta here. If any of you guys wouldn't fuck Kate Upton you're a fag. An actual fag, and not in a gay webmaster kinda way either.
 
I have to disagree with you on this one buddy. It saddens me to do so, because I feel like we are kindred spirits.

She is beautiful. Period.

Funny how standards have changed. In the 60's people would be telling her to eat more hoagies. Now they are saying not to eat anything. Glad I'm not a woman. It's hard enough being young black and gifted.
 
I've plowed much fatter chicks than that. So yeah, I'd nail her.

Though, I do agree the skinnyfat thing isn't the most appealing.
 
I knew some of you guys were the hugest faggots that have ever lived, but you're taking it to a new level with this one gentlemen.
 
Suddenly_Ass is right.

Plus the shoes are like 3 sizes bigger in the OP, that alone would kill all the magic if there was any.

P.S. Call me, bro <3
 
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