When Did Ugly Tits And No Shape Become Sexy?

[metalshark]

I 100% agree that she is not nearly the ideal specimen fans and media make her out to be.

I also 100% agree with this:

It's funny that we're even analyzing this. She's hotter than 99% of the other women on the planet, but since 1% are hotter or have a nicer ass - WOULD NOT BANG!!!!! So her ass is decent instead of amazing...maybe instead of fucking her with the force of a 1,000 horse cocks, I'd only fuck her with the force of like 998.

Get the fuck outta here. If any of you guys wouldn't fuck Kate Upton you're a fag. An actual fag, and not in a gay webmaster kinda way either.

 

[Shack]

She's got great tits and legs, plus a pretty face, but her hips and ass are below average.

/thread

 

[efeezy]

With Kate Upton, it she can definitely look better depending on the angles and photo shoot. But that's true with just about any of these models. Some shots I think she's looking pretty damn good, like the wet t-shirt nipple pic of her coming out of the pool. In other photos she's pushing just above average at best.

She reminds me a bit of a Jessica Simpson, who I think was hotter than K. Upton, back in her Dukes of Hazard movie days. I know she's ballooned up and down a bit since then, but I still think I'd bang this Jessica Simpson over Upton if given the chance.

What say you?

 

[Pheasant]

What say you?

Totally agree, the man-face really does it for me as well. Big tits, man-face... best of both worlds.

 

[groneg]

UG Nailed it. The second she walks into a place you'd be thinking of some corny ass line to go kick to her.

Maybe a 6 or 7 in Hollywood but those numbers skew way upwards in the real world

 

[mikeshinobi]

She's got great tits and legs, plus a pretty face, but her hips and ass are below average.

Totally agree except I'd probably say her ass is actually "average" if you're talking about a true average since most female asses look like... well, ass. She needs to do some squats and get dat ass on par with the rest of her body.

 

[dsixl]

is that a tranny

 

[iCreate]

ther'es much hotter chicks.. but she's still definitely a kind of chick you'd 1 night without question

 

[ActionJackson83]

not everyone has the same standard of beauty.

 

[barman]

she's not the hottest girl in the world, but let's just say that I would let her give me AIDs

 

[JarredLv]

Would still smush.

 

[Andrew Scherer]

i think its a US cultural thing, havent heard of her besides what u guys post about

 

[capnswagn]

tits too small
ass too boney
obese

would not bang/10

 

[Andrew Scherer]

tits too small
ass too boney
obese

would not bang/10

strong 2nd post:batman:

 

[Zaino]

She is way out of shape, about a 7/10. With some good squats and cardio maybe a 8.5/10.

 

[Zaino]

She almost looks like a blonde Russel Brand with tits.

 

[jryan54]

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[badgolfer]

You morons with your high standards will die virgins.

 

[kingofsp]

 

[BabyGotBacklink]

Where I live she would be classed as an average looking woman, but you can't deny she has a certain something ...

If you do deny it you're probably in denial about women in general or about your sexual identity.

Anyway each to their own.

Call out to babygotbacklink ... what's your opinion on Ms Upton?

I think she's pretty. I also think there is a lot of macho posturing in this thread for sure. As the only girl on this thread I'll say this: if I was a lesbian I'd like a girl with more hips. This girl is good looking though, no doubt.

She's just no Jessica Rabbit...