"I Don't Care About Your Band"
I don’t care about your shoe collection.
"Guys talk about 'Star Wars' like it's not a movie made for people half their age"
Star Wars is more creative than anything that has ever come out of your mouth or brain. Many women talk about shopping like it’s more important than helping starving children in Ethopia, so shut up.
“a guy's idea of a perfect night is a hang around the PlayStation with his bandmates”
Better than listening to you gripe about what someone said about you at work or how someone cut you off in traffic. You've probably wasted more hours blabbing on the phone than most guys have spent enjoying video games.
“or a trip to Vegas with his college friends.”
Yea, I HATE having fun. I’d rather sit at home with your boring butt and watch a soap opera and listen to your dumb opinions.
“Where have the good men gone?”
This is such a dumb question. Do you realize men feel the same way? Many girls have STDs, multiple broken relationships; they cheat and lie like crazy, treat people better than them like garbage, and are absolute attention *bleeps* on every level. Most women are so insecure, gripe about their problems in life, like the size of their butt, they hate themselves and the girl next to them. They hate creativity in all forms and see any pursuit of passions outside of monetary value as worthless. Most women out of college are gold diggers or have unrealistic expectations of men. At least men value each other based on the bonds they form from loyalty, not on their "success".
You bring up Knocked Up, as if we aren’t allowed good comedies anymore. What the hell, should all comedies be about? A bunch of mature, responsible adults, having problems? Oh boy! Let me get the popcorn out for that one.
The worst is most women like you don’t even live up to the same standard that they apply to men. They want a man to have a good job, be responsible, be mature, stable, etc, but God forbid that this apply to them. The truth is most women like you do NOT deserve this man, he deserves better. So, unless you’re a woman making 80k+ a year, with multiple degrees, fun as hell, and in a good position in life, you are probably going to end up with your equivalent, and that’s a normal guy who plays video games, loves Star Wars, and still drinks with his college buddies. Boo hoo, get over it. If you don’t like it, maybe you will get lucky and score a desperate ugly Doctor.
“What explains this puerile shallowness? I see it as an expression of our cultural uncertainty about the social role of men.”
First off, you’re using big words you don’t understand how to use correctly. Secondly, you’re just trying to sound smart here without making a point. I don’t know what “shallowness” has to do with having fun and enjoying life. Stop being such a ballbuster.
If you want the kind of guy who “drove you home as a kid” then I want the kind of woman he was married to. You know, a mature, responsible woman, probably a virgin till marriage, a homemaker, good with kids, knows how to cook, etc. Yea, but you probably think all that sounds horrible, like it’s enslaving a woman. You probably hate housework, can’t cook, and have slept with around 20 guys, all in the pursuit to find “what you want”. You probably considered yourself a “modern liberated woman”. Well guess how men feel? We don’t want to drive a stupid min-van, wear white dress shirts with pocket protectors, and do nothing but build desks and kites for our 10 sons when we get home. If you want to go back to the 50’s, that’s fine with me, but if I have to go back to that lifestyle then so are you, and that means dinner on the table by 5.