Worst Beer

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Whats the worst beer you had?I had a Fosters a few days back.Amazingly bad. Best was a local brewed beer i had in Germany.
 


Warm, old Special Export. Don't ask me why.

As for beer that aren't expired, hard to say. I would have to go with Miller Light, Sam Adams Noble Pils and Latitude 48 (barf!). The Sam Adams came in a summer multi pack thing, probably the only way they can ship those.
 
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Disgusting shit.
 
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Zorg. It's a polish beer that comes in a plastic bottle with no carbonation, and costs something like $2 for a huge bottle(51oz). Worst beer I've ever had by far. You guys bitching about Heineken have no idea. I was not even aware beer could get this bad.

Via Beer Advocate http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/5514/72732

"Pour yields a bit of soapy foam from a very hard pour. Appears a diarrhea water brown hue."

" It smells like honey that's been soaking in stagnant water. Lots of malt syrup, a little hazelnut and some rotten apple as well"

"T: Unquestionably one of the worst beers in existence. The sweetness is overwhelming and leaves massive flavors of watered down malt syrup, fermented honey, watery barley, and honey soaked sewage. The mouthfeel is so thick that this beer tasted warm even when it was nearly frozen. If you're looking to try the worst beers in existence, Zorg has to be included in the conversation."

"How bad can beer be? America's youth wants to know. Try "Zorg," is my ready answer. It has all the educational qualities you will be wanting to experience:
- musty smell
- beer-like carbonation and white scum on top
- color like an amber fog
- flavor of Italian Swiss Colony sherry mixed with a vegetable broth heavy on the rutabaga
- intriguing plastic hints in the flavor profile
- extremely bitter and metallic taste, mid-taste, and aftertaste
"

Via http://thebeersgonebad.com/2012/02/27/zorg-premium-lager-thebeersgonebad-116/ (watch their faces when they drink this)
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp4PCoUscuo"]Zorg Premium Import Lager | TheBEERSgoneBAD #116 - YouTube[/ame]

"Did you ever what it smells like when you ring out a homeless persons clothes?"
"When you smell this...I smell apple juice that has gone bad"
"My mouth tastes like chalk and aluminum foil"

More from Untappd: https://untappd.com/beer/178582

"So much awfulness in such a large bottle"
"Fuck this sour shit. Palate cleanser for sure. Taste like steel. 51oz drain pour."
"Dear God. This tastes like sewage."
"Wow! this is not so good."

Yeah. It's like that. This shit makes Old E or Colt 45 taste like the nectar of God's balls.
 
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