You ever wake up with bruises you don't remember getting?

Zero Cool

Zero Cool

AKA: Crash Override
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Like this guy?


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldxrm46z_zo"]YouTube - Drunken Guy in a Store[/ame]​


I sure have, but it's been a while for me... :repuke:

What was your last 'Mystery Bruises' night like (if you can remember how it started, or heard from friends what happened and how it ended for you)?
 


I blacked out on the way to the bar / club and apparently I busted my ass dancing with some broads. This happened Saturday night.
 
All the time... I'm a heavy sleeper, and sometimes the wife gota kick me pretty hard in the middle of the night to get the baby a bottle. Then the very next morning I'm thinking 'why the hell does my back hurt so much...'.
 
Though not quite as accurate as I was in my 20s, I remember everything when I've been drinking, no matter how drunk I get, and I've never been so out of control as to not be able to walk. I have friends that can't remember shit the next day. Not me, I remember every gory detail.

I'd love to be able to hear what the dude is saying in that vid.
 
I laughed my ass off watching this, but it has to be staged. Too many little comic nuances in this video. I think it was brilliantly done regardless and worthy of the viral attention it's getting.
 
That is funny as hell, but also kind of sad because of people's reluctance to help him GTFO of the store. He obviously didn't belong in public.

Must have taken the drugs, went for a walk, and the shit started kicking in more hardcore because of the added movement.
 
Instrumentalist said:
That is funny as hell, but also kind of sad because of people's reluctance to help him GTFO of the store. He obviously didn't belong in public.

Must have taken the drugs, went for a walk, and the shit started kicking in more hardcore because of the added movement.
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A guy hopped up on drugs (allegedly), unpredictable, would you really wana get that close to him, who knows what else he has, besides addicts been known to go psycho just cuz you looked at em wrong.

gerMAN said:
i don't think it's staged but that guy isn't drunk.
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He could be drunk... but definitely something else mixed in with it.
 
kblessinggr said:
A guy hopped up on drugs (allegedly), unpredictable, would you really wana get that close to him, who knows what else he has, besides addicts been known to go psycho just cuz you looked at em wrong.
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Seriously, you'd be scared of a guy who can hardly stand up on his own? Damn man, which Ronald McDonald playhouse did you grow up in?
 
Based on his stumbling, I'd predict that he would fall sooner than you would lol. And I guess all those cops, paramedics, and firefighters must be crazy for constantly handling other people.
 
The worst "I don't remember what the fuck happened to me" was when i downed a 5th of Crown Royal to myself. At first is was mixed with Sierra Mist, then i just started drinking it from the bottle. I remember finishing the bottle, it only took about 40 minutes or so. And i remember trying to walk to the store a block away, and when i got to my fence and could not open the gate latch, i turned back from my drunken adventure.

All i remember after that is puking in my gf's recliner all over myself, and trying to get the toilet lid up, yes i could not open the toilet lid, it was a very complex device at the time. And ended up throwing up all over the toilet lid. The next thing i know its morning, im still drunk, im covered and laying in my own vomit, and im using the bath rug as a blanket. I only know that much because i remember bits a pieces of that and my gf had to fill me in on the rest. I get sick every time i just look at Sierra Mist, or Crown Royal.
 
Fat Tom said:
The next thing i know its morning, im still drunk, im covered and laying in my own vomit, and im using the bath rug as a blanket.
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That is awesome.


Almost as cool as this guy...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skjPUp37HhU"]YouTube - Drunkest dude you`ll ever see[/ame]
 
I really didn't want to sacrifice 8 minutes and 38 seconds of my life watching that video but fuck that was funny.
 
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