Do you go to the strip club alone?

Alone?

  • Yeah I do it, who cares?

    Votes: 31 28.2%

  • Fuck no that's creepy.

    Votes: 60 54.5%

  • I'm gay as hell and only go to chippendales.

    Votes: 19 17.3%
  • Total voters
    110
Strip clubs are far too greasy for me. I’ll only go if I get dragged out.

I’m not plopping down a big wad of cash unless a happy ending is involved.
 


TylerDurden said:
Tom, have you been to Acropolis in Portland? That place is awesome! They have $5 filet mignon with a potato and all you can eat salad bar. They also have a $3 10 egg omelette all while you look at titties. Before I got there I was like there's no way I'm eating at a strip club and then I got a few beers in me and I was like "Hell yeah!" (didn't touch the salad bar though.)

I remember when I was in Germany in '09 a whorehouse was offering all you can eat, fuck, and drink for 100 euros between the hours of 10 am and 4 pm. I'm not into paying for sex but I'd definitely get my money's worth in food and drinks.

Back to the thread...I've gone to strip clubs in the past by myself but I don't do it anymore. My friends and I actually spend every christmas eve at the strip club and it's a great little tradition.
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^^ This!

And they own their own cattle ranch so they have really good, cheap steaks!

When you first pull up to the place for the first time it looks like a run-down circus-themed-daycare center, lol... oh, but it does not disappoint once you're inside!

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Fat Tom said:
I just want to go to a strip club with a buffet. i would never leave
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A couple years ago the Pussy Club in Berlin advertised a 10am-4pm all you can eat drink and fuck special for €70.

"Berlin's "Pussy Club" has attracted media attention with its headline-grabbing "flat rate" -- a 70-euro admission charge for unlimited food, drink and sex between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m.

"You've got to come up with creative solutions these days," said club manager Stefan, who requested his surname not be published. "We're feeling the economic crisis, too, even though business has fortunately been more or less okay for us so far.

"Our offer might sound like it's too good to be true, but it's real. You can eat as much as you want, drink as much as you want and have as much sex as you want."

Global economic crisis hits German sex industry | Reuters

I said give me a wifi connection and I'll make it my office. Unfortunately the girls weren't that hot and I think they got shut down for poor hygiene issues :(
 
I went to a bachelor party at a strip club and one of the married attendees was outta control with the lap dances.

imo its better not to have any witnesses around, If stepping out is your thing.
 
turbolapp said:
And then you want to add a variable like a sleezy strip club to a buffet?

Ew.
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a local club has unlimited cherry pies every once in a while if you join their cherry pie eating contest. Drive by it almost every day and they have the sign out every once in a while...

as for the pole, I used to go alone when I just got to US, didn't know anybody and didn't speak much English.
 
That is creepy as fuck. You know you are desperate as shit when you have to pay a girl to rub her tits on your face. Damn 28% of you are freaks, lol. Need to get out of your moms basement, stop being fat and go get laid.

P.S. Its easier to get tits rubbed on you for free if you goto the bar... Freaks. lol
 
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BigWill said:
That is creepy as fuck. You know you are desperate as shit when you have to pay a girl to rub her tits on your face. Damn 28% of you are freaks, lol. Need to get out of your moms basement, stop being fat and go get laid.

P.S. Its easier to get tits rubbed on you for free if you goto the bar... Freaks. lol
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+rep

AMEN. I was afraid to come to this thread and spout my anti-strip club rhetoric, but bigwill says it all. strip clubs are for faggots, in the non-gay pejorative sense of the word. if you have self-esteem and self-respect nothing will drain it from you faster than giving some trailer skank with rubber tits a five dollar bill to give you blue balls.
 
BigWill said:
That is creepy as fuck. You know you are desperate as shit when you have to pay a girl to rub her tits on your face. Damn 28% of you are freaks, lol. Need to get out of your moms basement, stop being fat and go get laid.

P.S. Its easier to get tits rubbed on you for free if you goto the bar... Freaks. lol
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you do realize most of the guys here couldn't go to a bar and talk to a woman right?

the most social interaction they have with women is their AM begging them to run offers.
 
do you guys realize that these skanks have some 5 other dudes' cum, hep c, and warts all over their bikini bottoms and legs?
 
johnysc430 said:
you do realize most of the guys here couldn't go to a bar and talk to a woman right?

the most social interaction they have with women is their AM begging them to run offers.
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lol, yeah true. Ive been to a few affiliate parties and its like people of walmart.
 
as an addendum, never done this myself, just came up with us for some reason. Though you could troll the titty bar and go in looking like John Chow wearing sweatpants by yourself and creep everyone out
 
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