Pet Peeves

SUP3RNOVA

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"Your stupid man."

Girls in pictures that are clearly sucking their gut in to try and hide their liquor belly and end up hugely inflating their lungs like superman.

When I'm watching a TV show/movie and someone starts talking into a tangent. I JUST MISSED A JOKE, thanks.

Any soccer player that takes a dive and pretends to be injured on top of it.

People who take turns at the speed of Neutral.

Theocracies.

Facebook status updates that should clearly be text messages to a single person.

Feminism. Racism for that matter too.
 


People that use baseless evidence.

I didn't do anything but state pet peeves. I actually complain about them to the people that do them.

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Pet peeves of mine:
- "I ate to much."
- Girls who pose with duckface
- Guys who give "deuces" in pics
- A Toyota Prius with an Obama sticker
- Macfags
 
When my 2 year old daughter stays up past 12:00AM and is just finally barely asleep in my wife's arms and hears me get up from our piece of shit couch that squeeks and starts crying for me to come back, when all I want to do is go upstairs and read WickedFire and jerk off to gay porn.
 
When my 2 year old daughter stays up past 12:00AM and is just finally barely asleep in my wife's arms and hears me get up from our piece of shit couch that squeeks and starts crying for me to come back, when all I want to do is go upstairs and read WickedFire and jerk off to gay porn.
^this
 
talking with a mouth full of food. . . fucker I don't even want to hear you talk let alone your food.

eating like you haven't ever eaten before

drinking like you haven't had a drink of anything in years (that chugg a lug sound damn it's annoying)

talking to me while I am trying to act busy on the computer aka reading wf

talking to me when I am watching tv

talking to me when I am sitting there reading a book. . . seriously I don't just hold paper to my face for the fuck of it

my wife grinds her teeth when she sleeps so about once a week she wakes up to me shaking her, the second she says what, I follow up with, shut the fuck up I am trying to sleep (not even kidding)

being a minute man

at the end of Law and Order SVU when they are going to trial and then it cuts to credits mother fuckers I don't have an imagination, tell me what the verdict is so I'm not sitting there guessing hmmm did dresden go to jail for rape/murder/hate crime?


Alarm clocks

use of the boob icon to post picture of boobs that are not exposed seriously how gay?


hamsters

otters

dry oatmeal


Vietnam


Turkey only the deli kind though

I'm sure there might be others but that is all i can think of at the moment
 
at the end of Law and Order SVU when they are going to trial and then it cuts to credits mother fuckers I don't have an imagination, tell me what the verdict is so I'm not sitting there guessing hmmm did dresden go to jail for rape/murder/hate crime?

same ^^^
 
1) Mothers who update on Facebook what "little Jimmy" did today.

2) People who feel compelled to change their Facebook profile picture at lease once a day. Especially when it is a picture of them and their significant other.

3) People who you went to high school with and haven't seen since, wanting to be friends and communicate on.... you guessed it Facebook.

4) Facebook
 
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1) Mothers who update on Facebook what "little Jimmy" did today.


duuuuuude i hate this shit, it's even worse when they do the whole. . . .

little jimmy: mommy

mommy: what sweetie kins

little jimmy: i tootededed


he was so cute trying to say he tooted. .. tooteded haaha

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kill them all
 
Affiliate industry ballers (fags) don't help

Why I was not born in America?

A day with $$ profits

One women man even I'm decent looking guy and dating some pretty girls

sciatica pain

should be many more but could not remember..