Licking Your Girl's Butthole
- Thread starter Dwight Schrute
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I can confirm the armpit is a definite erogenous zone. My gf will soak the bed from me licking and sucking her armpits.
And the secret to eating ass, is to not just zone in on the ass... suck, lick, kiss and nibble everything from her navel to her tail bone. Act like a fucking Lion when you do it playing with a piece of meat (bitches love that shit, being treated like a piece of fuck meat).
For anyone doubting this, I had to buy a Tempur-Pedic mattress my gf ruined from continuous squirting when we stayed at a resort in Hilton Head, S.C. ... those fucking "incidentals" bro's...
P.S. - for those beta's professing that they wouldn't eat ass, you just haven't came across the right one yet... getcha' some "onion ass" - ass so good it'll bring tears to your eyes - and you'll eat it. For me, "Culo de la Cubana" changed the game.
As long as poop comes out of the poop chute, there's no right one for me.
As for refusing to eat ass being beta, here's another way to look at it: one sign of being beta is caring what others think. If I were to follow you ass-eaters into the heart of darkness, I'd be an ass-eating beta.
My God...
PepperJack said:
I've had "union ass," "apple ass," "heart ass," and "Sweet-baby-jesus-peaches ass."
And you know what I've discovered?
The absence of human shit particles is in no way contingent upon the shape of an ass nor the hotness of the woman said ass is attached to.
I will eat pussy from behind until my tongue falls off.
I will never have the compulsion to flick, lick, jab, or suck asshole with my mouth under any circumstance.
This isn't a matter of "beta" vs "alpha."
This is a matter of taste.
And I don't like the taste of asshole.
I know that 90% of you won't be able to relate to this but if you have a girlfriend who isn't some depraved slut with daddy issues who needs a man to dominate and control her in order to feel safe, how do you go about bringing up the doodie-lickin' topic? What's a compelling argument in favor of it? Or do you just dive in and hope for the best?
Want to know what's nastier than licking ass? Going down on a chick during a one-night-stand, who's been 'dating' others, etc - or even just someone you're dating. I wonder how many of you don't think about the fact that almost no women douche and ever clean the pussy out.. because it fucks up the 'ecosystem' in there often causing problems. So they let semen, blood, etc just work it's way out naturally. So you gotta wonder how many of you guys have licked out other guys semen from some chick you decided to fuck. Now THAT is the nastiest thing you can do. Pussies don't clean up with a simple wipe or shower like dick does.. there's prob semen in there weeks after the fact.
Just yank that tampon out with your teeth and fling it against the wall like a rabid dog...then let out a good Vince Masuka giggle, thinking that Dexter would totally appreciate your artwork.
The secret is they all want that. It's your job to bring it out of her.
Good luck bro.
A compelling argument? why the fuck would I need a compelling argument to do anything to a girl????? I take whatever I want I do whatever I want and they love that lol what the fuck dude
Seriously.
Peasant you need to eat some carrots bro to offset the abundance of estrogen in your body.
