ChaCha.com Pranks

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Jdog said:
pussy. Hopefully Jared don't get killed.
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Well then, this thread is full of dicks and pussies, all we need are assholes to complete the circle!

Jared will either:
1. Get slapped and punched
2. slapped, punched, and fired.
3. slapped, punched, fired, and killed.

.......I like how this won't even bother anyone. :)
 
DruSam said:
Well then, this thread is full of dicks and pussies, all we need are assholes to complete the circle!

Jared will either:
1. Get slapped and punched
2. slapped, punched, and fired.
3. slapped, punched, fired, and killed.

.......I like how this won't even bother anyone. :)
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come on, I'm not heartless. I am very bothered by this.... because we will never know what happened.
 
Oh man.. this next one is SO wrong. Thank god for proxies, seriously.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: FrancisP
You: Hallo
FrancisP: Welcome to ChaCha!
FrancisP: Hello to you too, what can I find for you this evening?
You: My english not so good. I am from Iran until 2 week ago.
FrancisP: Okay.
FrancisP: Try to give me an idea of what you are looking for and maybe I can find what you are looking for.
You: I look for prints my friend.
FrancisP: Prints?
FrancisP: Can you be more specific (clear)?
FrancisP: Photo prints?
You: Yes.
You: No.
You: I looking for prints of building.
FrancisP: Photos of buildings?
You: Blueprints of Sears Tower and location to airport with big planes.
You: I must know quick.
Status: Session ended.
 
the piss in the coffee one was way over the top!
i can't believe that fuckin worked! thats insanely funny.
 
man, reading your guys is almost as fun as making my own!
We're getting too good at this.

I was showing my roommate shawn the site. So i searched for
Who is prettier me or shawn?
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CristiV
CristiV: Welcome to ChaCha!
CristiV: I'd have to go with Shawn
You: DAMN!
You: alright
You: you've been a big fuckin lame ass help
CristiV: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (you've been a

big fuckin lame ass help)
You: you suck
CristiV: awe sorry
CristiV: you asked
You: well your wrong on everything so your probably wrong on this too
CristiV: why you doubting yourself
You: i heard things about you and being stupid
CristiV: by saying probably?
CristiV: well you dont know me, so how would you know about my education?
You: well he is cute as a button
You: but i have my qualities!
CristiV: I didnt say anything bad about you
CristiV: I just picked shawn
CristiV: cuz I have a cousin named that, spelled the same too
You: well let me let you in on a little secret about shawn
You: he snores
CristiV: yeah that sux
You: but not normal snoring he snores because he's evil
You: and dumb
CristiV: evil snoring..hmm
You: yes
You: evil snoring
You: and dumb snoring
You: because he's evil dumb and not nearly as pretty as me
CristiV: does he have angry masterbation too?
You: no he masterbates like a girl
CristiV: hows that possible
You: he sounds like a squeek toy
CristiV: why does he need to oil up?
You: he doesn't oil up, only i oil up cus i'm pretty enough to do so and

it helps with the lighting. Its nothing sexual though i just got to make

sure i look good while masterbating incase anyone is watching
CristiV: ahhhh
You: you sure you don't want to retract your answer?
CristiV: dont you feel like someone is?
You: sometimes
You: don't you?
CristiV: uh huh
You: its weird though cus it only seems like someons watching when its

perfectly quiet
CristiV: a r blonde?
You: no shawn is
You: i'm brunette
CristiV: hmm
CristiV: do you look like any actresses?
You: i'm a guy
You: so is shawn
CristiV: do you looklike any actresses?
You: you mean actors?
CristiV: no
CristiV: you heard me
You: oh okay
You: let me think, i'm a slightly more manish version of orlando bloom so

that would make me....kiara knightly?
CristiV: sure
You: shawn looks more like a dumb helen hunt
CristiV: haha
CristiV: who is shawn ...toyou?
You: my roommate
CristiV: you like your roommate or is someone moving out soon?
You: we get along we're just competitive
CristiV: yeah that can be tough to live with
You: one time we had a contest over who could throw the garbage can the

furthest.
You: needless to say that turned into a who could eat the most garbage

contest
CristiV: ok, here we go...this is how im gonna end this
CristiV: you are both.....CUTE....
CristiV: the end
You: well don't insult me if you think shawn is prettier just stick by

your guns
You: but know that your wrong and probably mildly retarded for thinking

that
CristiV: now go do something cute and leave me alone
CristiV: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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Lol that sites a scream. Be sure to look at the history of searches the guide has assisted in.

Q: How to change the giggle pin in a 1976 VW Polo

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PaulaD
PaulaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Good day
PaulaD: Hello
You: Hi
PaulaD: Don't really know what this is, can you give me more info?
You: you know about giggle pins?
You: just under the flux capacitor there is a rubber gromet
You: now I removed the grommet
You: actually I broke a nail in doing so
PaulaD: Sounds like back to the future
You: but its ok now
PaulaD: Are you DOC?
You: so there is a pin that mate said was a giggle pin
You: its stuck and I cannot remove it
You: I am off on a hot date and really need to replace the pin
You: before I meet the chick
PaulaD: Sorry, not finding anything on that
You: any advice gratefully received
You: any dating tips?
You: obviously I will clean my nails
PaulaD: Good thinking, maybe the vw page can help
PaulaD: Have a nice day
PaulaD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
 
Q: How to reduce the size of my penis

Unable to find a guide, they're scared to pick it up!

Q: Where to buy Tartan paint

Got passed to 4 different people who knew nothing about tartan paint!
DebraB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Debra
DebraB: Hello, what can I help you with
You: so nice to meet you?
You: looking for some tartan paint
DebraB: ok, one moment please
You: are you in the paint store?
DebraB: no I am in my own home
You: now one in your shop seems to know about it
DebraB: I will see what I can find here
You: where are you looking in the garage?
You: If you have some it will really make my day
DebraB: on line
DebraB: ok, one moment
You: ah
You: in scotland they sell bucket loads of the stuff
DebraB: sorry doesnt exist
You: well tins
DebraB: anything else I can get for you
You: so you do this as a hobby
DebraB: no this is my job
You: wow
You: you help people that are dumbasses like me
 
Q: buy sexy toy for my wife

SonyaE: hi
You: I have heard sexy toys can add spice to sexy times?
SonyaE: that's what I heard too.
You: not sure how to buy a toy without my wife getting upset
You: you like sexy times too
You: ?
SonyaE: Let me send you some sites to choose from
You: not sure what size she is?
SonyaE: Only you should know that?
You: yeah you are right
SonyaE: One moment
You: should I ask her if its what she wants
SonyaE: yea
You: I mean she could walk out if its not what she wants?
You: but then it spoils the suprise?
SonyaE: You can't read her mind, so ask her
You: is there a way I could learn to mind read?
SonyaE: I wish, if that's the case then I want to, too.
You: they I would know if she like sexy toys @ sexy times!
You: you like sexy times?
SonyaE: not really
You: top 10 luxury toys
You: sounds good
SonyaE: Are these results sufficient?
You: sonya I thought all lovely ladies like sexy times
SonyaE: some do , some don't
You: I am checking them out\
You: I think you are lovely
SonyaE: thanks
You: do you like me?
You: I love you lots
SonyaE: you're cool.
You: you're hot
SonyaE: thanks
You: my pleasure
You: you single?
SonyaE: no
You: damn
SonyaE: yea
You: I am looking to elope
SonyaE: go right ahead~
You: you get many wierd searches?
SonyaE: a lot
You: elope with you?
You: whats the wierdest?
SonyaE: no, hommie don't play that.
SonyaE: I can't say because I'm working at this time.
You: does this count as wierd
SonyaESonyaE: hi
You: I have heard sexy toys can add spice to sexy times?
SonyaE: that's what I heard too.
You: not sure how to buy a toy without my wife getting upset
You: you like sexy times too
You: ?
SonyaE: Let me send you some sites to choose from
You: not sure what size she is?
SonyaE: Only you should know that?
You: yeah you are right
SonyaE: One moment
You: should I ask her if its what she wants
SonyaE: yea
You: I mean she could walk out if its not what she wants?
You: but then it spoils the suprise?
SonyaE: You can't read her mind, so ask her
You: is there a way I could learn to mind read?
SonyaE: I wish, if that's the case then I want to, too.
You: they I would know if she like sexy toys @ sexy times!
You: you like sexy times?
SonyaE: not really
You: top 10 luxury toys
You: sounds good
SonyaE: Are these results sufficient?
You: sonya I thought all lovely ladies like sexy times
SonyaE: some do , some don't
You: I am checking them out\
You: I think you are lovely
SonyaE: thanks
You: do you like me?
You: I love you lots
SonyaE: you're cool.
You: you're hot
SonyaE: thanks
You: my pleasure
You: you single?
SonyaE: no
You: damn
SonyaE: yea
You: I am looking to elope
SonyaE: go right ahead~
You: you get many wierd searches?
SonyaE: a lot
You: elope with you?
You: whats the wierdest?
SonyaE: no, hommie don't play that.
SonyaE: I can't say because I'm working at this time.
You: does this count as wierd
SonyaE: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
 
I wasn't pranking though, just having a convo :)

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JenniferM
JenniferM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
JenniferM: Hello.
You: you guys get a lot of pranks?
You: ?
JenniferM: Sometimes.
You: you been across any good ones?
JenniferM: I just sent you some links. Feel free to read through them and judge for yourself.
You: hmm
You: what about you?
JenniferM: What about me? I've already read through them.
You: LOL really?
You: hold on k
JenniferM: k
You: im typing
You: nothing bad, dont worry
You: http://www.wickedfire.com/87987-post58.html
You: check that one out
You: i think it's one of the best cha cha pranks
You: on ErikaS
JenniferM: Hold on. We can't copy and paste so I have to type it in.
You: ok
JenniferM: lol That is a funny one.
You: yeah
You: there's a lot more good ones in that thread
You: some are cruel =
You: chacha guides are real people too, i can't actually prank one
You: cuz i'm not very creative
You: anyway
You: have a nice day jennifer
JenniferM: Well I'm glad. I've been on pbnation too many times now.
 
logiik said:
I wasn't pranking though, just having a convo :)

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JenniferM
JenniferM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
JenniferM: Hello.
You: you guys get a lot of pranks?
You: ?
JenniferM: Sometimes.
You: you been across any good ones?
JenniferM: I just sent you some links. Feel free to read through them and judge for yourself.
You: hmm
You: what about you?
JenniferM: What about me? I've already read through them.
You: LOL really?
You: hold on k
JenniferM: k
You: im typing
You: nothing bad, dont worry
You: http://www.wickedfire.com/87987-post58.html
You: check that one out
You: i think it's one of the best cha cha pranks
You: on ErikaS
JenniferM: Hold on. We can't copy and paste so I have to type it in.
You: ok
JenniferM: lol That is a funny one.
You: yeah
You: there's a lot more good ones in that thread
You: some are cruel =
You: chacha guides are real people too, i can't actually prank one
You: cuz i'm not very creative
You: anyway
You: have a nice day jennifer
JenniferM: Well I'm glad. I've been on pbnation too many times now.
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You pussy...

Don't go around showing them the thread because you are too much of a woman to do a prank on them!
 
Jon said:
You pussy...

Don't go around showing them the thread because you are too much of a woman to do a prank on them!
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LMAO who cares. I searched for chacha pranks in that convo and she brought some good ones up from pbn and shit

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: YvonneD
YvonneD: Welcome to ChaCha!
YvonneD: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi yvonne
You: I want to get a job a chacha just like you
You: that is not what I am looking for
YvonneD: I see your looking on information on chacha
You: what is chacha
YvonneD: I'm sorry
YvonneD: let me get that for you
YvonneD: this second link I sent is the chacha guide sign up form
YvonneD: just fill that out and you should be on your way as a guide
YvonneD: Also at the main home page of chacha under the there's more section of the search toolbar is the direct link to sign up to become a guide
YvonneD: Did you need any more information on becoming a guide?
You: what?
YvonneD: Did you need any more information?
You: about what
YvonneD: becoming a chacha guide?
YvonneD: that's my job here
You: what is a chacha guide?
YvonneD: A guide is someone to help you wit hyour search
YvonneD: with*
You: what is chacha?
YvonneD: it's a search engine
YvonneD: that has human search guides to help you with your search
YvonneD: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: YES
You: I don't understand
YvonneD: When you came here you asked me if I could help you find a job at chacha like myslef
YvonneD: myself
YvonneD: I provided you links to the sights that allow you to do that
YvonneD: I am a chacha guide
You: yes
YvonneD: this is what I do I sent you links as you requested on how to become a chacha guide
You: you are a guide?
YvonneD: yes
You: prove it
YvonneD: I help people with their searches
YvonneD: I just did
YvonneD: I sent you some results already
You: where,
YvonneD: there shouldbe five of them
You: I don't get it
YvonneD: you don't see any links anywhere?
YvonneD: 5 results or links
YvonneD: websites
YvonneD: do you see them now?
You: yes
You: but they were already there
YvonneD: right this is the information you wanted
You: but you are not a guide?
YvonneD: on how to become a chacha guide
You: are you a guide or not
YvonneD: I am a guide
YvonneD: yes I am a guide
You: then prove it
YvonneD: ok
YvonneD: give me something to look up
You: then prove it
You: chacha
YvonneD: ok
YvonneD: hold on
You: do you know chacha?
YvonneD: yes
You: what is chacha?
YvonneD: chacha the search engine I work for it
You: but you are no guide?
YvonneD: one moment whileI get that for you
YvonneD: look at this last link it explains everything
You: what link
You: what is a link??
You: I no speak english veri well
YvonneD: Are these results sufficient?
You: what?
YvonneD: a website
You: what website
YvonneD: a website
YvonneD: where you can go to to look at information
You: what information do I need?
YvonneD: on chacha
You: what is chacha?
YvonneD: a search engine
You: search what?
YvonneD: are you familar with google.yahoo.digg.com,ask jeeves?
You: yahoo?
You: yahoo I kill a goat
YvonneD: they are search engines just like chacha
YvonneD: you go to them to find information
YvonneD: things you want to look up and find out more about them
more about them
You: like www.goatse.cx ?
YvonneD: yes like that
You: why you lie
YvonneD: I'm not
YvonneD: you ca nfind almost everything online
You: you are not guide..
You: you lie!
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:D
 
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