Amusing, but damn, I must say that is really really awful...
pussy. Hopefully Jared don't get killed.
Well then, this thread is full of dicks and pussies, all we need are assholes to complete the circle!
Jared will either:
1. Get slapped and punched
2. slapped, punched, and fired.
3. slapped, punched, fired, and killed.
.......I like how this won't even bother anyone.![]()
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CristiV
CristiV: Welcome to ChaCha!
CristiV: I'd have to go with Shawn
You: DAMN!
You: alright
You: you've been a big fuckin lame ass help
CristiV: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (you've been a
big fuckin lame ass help)
You: you suck
CristiV: awe sorry
CristiV: you asked
You: well your wrong on everything so your probably wrong on this too
CristiV: why you doubting yourself
You: i heard things about you and being stupid
CristiV: by saying probably?
CristiV: well you dont know me, so how would you know about my education?
You: well he is cute as a button
You: but i have my qualities!
CristiV: I didnt say anything bad about you
CristiV: I just picked shawn
CristiV: cuz I have a cousin named that, spelled the same too
You: well let me let you in on a little secret about shawn
You: he snores
CristiV: yeah that sux
You: but not normal snoring he snores because he's evil
You: and dumb
CristiV: evil snoring..hmm
You: yes
You: evil snoring
You: and dumb snoring
You: because he's evil dumb and not nearly as pretty as me
CristiV: does he have angry masterbation too?
You: no he masterbates like a girl
CristiV: hows that possible
You: he sounds like a squeek toy
CristiV: why does he need to oil up?
You: he doesn't oil up, only i oil up cus i'm pretty enough to do so and
it helps with the lighting. Its nothing sexual though i just got to make
sure i look good while masterbating incase anyone is watching
CristiV: ahhhh
You: you sure you don't want to retract your answer?
CristiV: dont you feel like someone is?
You: sometimes
You: don't you?
CristiV: uh huh
You: its weird though cus it only seems like someons watching when its
perfectly quiet
CristiV: a r blonde?
You: no shawn is
You: i'm brunette
CristiV: hmm
CristiV: do you look like any actresses?
You: i'm a guy
You: so is shawn
CristiV: do you looklike any actresses?
You: you mean actors?
CristiV: no
CristiV: you heard me
You: oh okay
You: let me think, i'm a slightly more manish version of orlando bloom so
that would make me....kiara knightly?
CristiV: sure
You: shawn looks more like a dumb helen hunt
CristiV: haha
CristiV: who is shawn ...toyou?
You: my roommate
CristiV: you like your roommate or is someone moving out soon?
You: we get along we're just competitive
CristiV: yeah that can be tough to live with
You: one time we had a contest over who could throw the garbage can the
furthest.
You: needless to say that turned into a who could eat the most garbage
contest
CristiV: ok, here we go...this is how im gonna end this
CristiV: you are both.....CUTE....
CristiV: the end
You: well don't insult me if you think shawn is prettier just stick by
your guns
You: but know that your wrong and probably mildly retarded for thinking
that
CristiV: now go do something cute and leave me alone
CristiV: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
I wasn't pranking though, just having a convo
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JenniferM
JenniferM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
JenniferM: Hello.
You: you guys get a lot of pranks?
You: ?
JenniferM: Sometimes.
You: you been across any good ones?
JenniferM: I just sent you some links. Feel free to read through them and judge for yourself.
You: hmm
You: what about you?
JenniferM: What about me? I've already read through them.
You: LOL really?
You: hold on k
JenniferM: k
You: im typing
You: nothing bad, dont worry
You: http://www.wickedfire.com/87987-post58.html
You: check that one out
You: i think it's one of the best cha cha pranks
You: on ErikaS
JenniferM: Hold on. We can't copy and paste so I have to type it in.
You: ok
JenniferM: lol That is a funny one.
You: yeah
You: there's a lot more good ones in that thread
You: some are cruel =
You: chacha guides are real people too, i can't actually prank one
You: cuz i'm not very creative
You: anyway
You: have a nice day jennifer
JenniferM: Well I'm glad. I've been on pbnation too many times now.
You pussy...
Don't go around showing them the thread because you are too much of a woman to do a prank on them!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: YvonneD
YvonneD: Welcome to ChaCha!
YvonneD: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi yvonne
You: I want to get a job a chacha just like you
You: that is not what I am looking for
YvonneD: I see your looking on information on chacha
You: what is chacha
YvonneD: I'm sorry
YvonneD: let me get that for you
YvonneD: this second link I sent is the chacha guide sign up form
YvonneD: just fill that out and you should be on your way as a guide
YvonneD: Also at the main home page of chacha under the there's more section of the search toolbar is the direct link to sign up to become a guide
YvonneD: Did you need any more information on becoming a guide?
You: what?
YvonneD: Did you need any more information?
You: about what
YvonneD: becoming a chacha guide?
YvonneD: that's my job here
You: what is a chacha guide?
YvonneD: A guide is someone to help you wit hyour search
YvonneD: with*
You: what is chacha?
YvonneD: it's a search engine
YvonneD: that has human search guides to help you with your search
YvonneD: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: YES
You: I don't understand
YvonneD: When you came here you asked me if I could help you find a job at chacha like myslef
YvonneD: myself
YvonneD: I provided you links to the sights that allow you to do that
YvonneD: I am a chacha guide
You: yes
YvonneD: this is what I do I sent you links as you requested on how to become a chacha guide
You: you are a guide?
YvonneD: yes
You: prove it
YvonneD: I help people with their searches
YvonneD: I just did
YvonneD: I sent you some results already
You: where,
YvonneD: there shouldbe five of them
You: I don't get it
YvonneD: you don't see any links anywhere?
YvonneD: 5 results or links
YvonneD: websites
YvonneD: do you see them now?
You: yes
You: but they were already there
YvonneD: right this is the information you wanted
You: but you are not a guide?
YvonneD: on how to become a chacha guide
You: are you a guide or not
YvonneD: I am a guide
YvonneD: yes I am a guide
You: then prove it
YvonneD: ok
YvonneD: give me something to look up
You: then prove it
You: chacha
YvonneD: ok
YvonneD: hold on
You: do you know chacha?
YvonneD: yes
You: what is chacha?
YvonneD: chacha the search engine I work for it
You: but you are no guide?
YvonneD: one moment whileI get that for you
YvonneD: look at this last link it explains everything
You: what link
You: what is a link??
You: I no speak english veri well
YvonneD: Are these results sufficient?
You: what?
YvonneD: a website
You: what website
YvonneD: a website
YvonneD: where you can go to to look at information
You: what information do I need?
YvonneD: on chacha
You: what is chacha?
YvonneD: a search engine
You: search what?
YvonneD: are you familar with google.yahoo.digg.com,ask jeeves?
You: yahoo?
You: yahoo I kill a goat
YvonneD: they are search engines just like chacha
YvonneD: you go to them to find information
YvonneD: things you want to look up and find out more about them
more about them
You: like www.goatse.cx ?
YvonneD: yes like that
You: why you lie
YvonneD: I'm not
YvonneD: you ca nfind almost everything online
You: you are not guide..
You: you lie!