anyone else feel weird pooping naked?

this is the post ive been waiting for to bring up this question....

have you guys ever had a poop but then been to lazy to wipe b/c its one of those that take up half a roll of TP and you'll be there for 20 minutes wiping and flushin....so you just shower instead?

Or is it just me?
 


Dullspace said:
??? of course not, i pull them down to my ankles like any normal human. the point is that i'm not completely naked. did you think you were making a very witty comment with this post??????
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Well yeah, and the fact that you actually responded made me
LO fuckin L. Thanx for that, tough week.
 
I'm the same way. The feeling doesn't strike all that often though as I'm not naked often enough.

You must spend a significant amount of time in the buff for this issue to pique your attention.
 
canucksfan19 said:
this is the post ive been waiting for to bring up this question....

have you guys ever had a poop but then been to lazy to wipe b/c its one of those that take up half a roll of TP and you'll be there for 20 minutes wiping and flushin....so you just shower instead?

Or is it just me?
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you're probably referring to mudbutt. as im sure many people do, i prefer to time my poops so that they are right before my shower. when i am regular, this all happens as part of my morning routine (thanks oatmeal/yogurt).

Urban Dictionary: mudbutt

however i would never short change my wiping and see the shower as an alternative. to me, TP and shower and complements rather than substitutes:

Complementary good - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Substitute good - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 
MSTeacher said:
I'm the same way. The feeling doesn't strike all that often though as I'm not naked often enough.

You must spend a significant amount of time in the buff for this issue to pique your attention.
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not really naked TOO often, im not one of those people that likes to brag "OMG LOL WHENEVER I GET HOME I JUST TAKE OFF ALL MY CLOTHES, DO U LIKE TO BE NAKED TOO???" those people are almost as bad as the "I DONT HAVE CABLE TV" people.

HOWEVER i had to poop and i realized as i was putting on my boxers/tshirt how god damnit ridiculous it is, you know. and i trust that wickedfire can work with me through this struggle because i dont see my therapist until next thursday
 
BackBanana said:
like this man?
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Jezuz, that's awful.

Why did I quote it then?
 
i will oftentimes find myself listening to a recording of Rick Ross's "Aston Martin Music" on the doodie and i use this opportunity to practice "The Secret" by visualizing myself driving that toilet like drake's aston martin, sometimes i can even steer it with my sphincter. ya.
 
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I feel more normal pooping naked. I think it's due to me thinking there is a possibility of getting shit on the back of whatever shirt I'm wearing in the wiping process.
 
eVandals said:
a possibility of getting shit on the back of whatever shirt I'm wearing in the wiping process.
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oh god i hope i dont end up with this phobia i would never be able to poop it would just be infinite loop of

10 clothes on
20 clothes off
30 goto 10
 
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i love shitting naked! i feel free, wiping my ass is a cinch as there is no shirt to dodge, and without anything around my ankles i can just lean back, lounge, and let the awfulness happen
 
Jizzlobber said:
I feel the same way. Additionally, I find the need to listen to Phil Collins. Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.
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The song "Invisible Touch" appears to be a lyrical follow-up to "Easy Lover" - a song wherein Collins teamed up with Philip Baily for some masculine-interracial bonding after a strumpet stealthily broke their hearts. Both songs are of an upbeat nature, which provides evidence that Collins was in denial of the vastness of the pain he felt inside.
 
Moxie said:
The song "Invisible Touch" appears to be a lyrical follow-up to "Easy Lover" - a song wherein Collins teamed up with Philip Baily for some masculine-interracial bonding after a strumpet stealthily broke their hearts. Both songs are of an upbeat nature, which provides evidence that Collins was in denial of the vastness of the pain he felt inside.
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Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP called simply Whitney Houston, had four number one singles on it?

It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks. But The Greatest Love of All is one of the best and most powerful songs ever written about self preservation and dignitiy. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves since it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really, and it's beautifully stated on the album.
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN80KUiJwYg]YouTube - Wiz Khalifa - Teach You To Fly (FULL) [Off Flight School Mixtape][/ame]

I might be with my girl girl but u can bring ur girl 2 2
 
eVandals said:
Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP called simply Whitney Houston, had four number one singles on it?

It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks. But The Greatest Love of All is one of the best and most powerful songs ever written about self preservation and dignitiy. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves since it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really, and it's beautifully stated on the album.
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No, I didn't know that! Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
 
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