anyone else feel weird pooping naked?

[xentech]

I'm having a shit right now while using my laptop, as I very often do.

And I'm naked...

 

[Dallas Bueller]

I only shit naked. And if I shit while I'm high I feel at one with nature, like a regal lion in the savanna grasslands of Mother Africa.

 

[nones]

I almost puked on my keyboard :485:

Jezuz, that's awful.

Why did I quote it then?

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Dullspace,
I'm the opposite.

I prefer to poop naked. I am very happy to be naked all the time. I'm paranoid of getting poop on my shirt when I wipe, so being naked is an added benefit for me.

 

[Rexibit]

Yeah, MR.Dullspace its really have to take a shit in where they are a pepole stayed.

LMAO

 

[robognome]

Have you ever looked hard at something, knowing full well that the sight would haunt your memory forever?

Like slowing down to try to see very bad motorcycle accident?

Or trying to see into the convenience store where a holdup went wrong?

Well that describes me reading this thread: There are things here that have been burned into my brain:

The perversity of posts. The images posted.

.Hack's avatar.

Moderator's, please ban me. I will send money. Look up my ISP and ban all of their IP's so I won't be tempted to return.

p.s.

About shitting nakid. Yeah I know the feeling.

My solution is never get nakid. I shower with my socks on.

HTH

 

[gbmack]

I can't poop with my t shirt on because I always feel like my t shirt is gonna sag under my butthole and get shitted on.

 

[InternetAuthor]

And this is why I'm glad to be a woman.

 

[bizzykehl]

I hire expensive dog eating my defecate so no mess, also ten thousand kids legally

 

[galacon]

And this is why I'm glad to be a woman.

And why is that, pray tell?

Do you not eliminate like other humans? Does it magically disappear into a fog of rose scented vapor? Are you so obtuse as to post something like that without considering the potential repercussions??

Please, tell us MOAR about the advantages of womanhood...

 

[contentsolution]

i love shitting naked! i feel free, wiping my ass is a cinch as there is no shirt to dodge, and without anything around my ankles i can just lean back, lounge, and let the awfulness happen

well said mate! i feel uncomfortable with my clothes on while pooping.

 

[Fatbat]

like this man?

Now we know what happened to Karl.

 

[papajohn56]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzDS353j5dc]YouTube - Clarence...taking a huge shit[/ame]

 

[InternetAuthor]

And why is that, pray tell?

Do you not eliminate like other humans? Does it magically disappear into a fog of rose scented vapor? Are you so obtuse as to post something like that without considering the potential repercussions??

Please, tell us MOAR about the advantages of womanhood...

Obviously girls just have a little tummy ache and go to reapply their lipstick in the bathroom and the tummy ache magically disappears. I'll admit this thread made me laugh in the stupid potty-humor kind of way.

 

[LotsOfZeros]

Now we know what happened to Karl.

I was just thinking that guy on the right looked familiar.

 

[Dullspace]

Please stop posting in this thread. It is very important SEO for you to stop posting in this thread immediately. All posters, consider this your official legal notice to cease and desist posting in this thread immediately. The thread starter owns all rights to this thread and I will pursue violators to the fullest extent of the law. You have been warned.