anyone else feel weird pooping naked?

Dullspace said:
you're probably referring to mudbutt. as im sure many people do, i prefer to time my poops so that they are right before my shower. when i am regular, this all happens as part of my morning routine (thanks oatmeal/yogurt).

Urban Dictionary: mudbutt

however i would never short change my wiping and see the shower as an alternative. to me, TP and shower and complements rather than substitutes:

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OK, so you like both wiping and shower...almost as an 'all start' team working together. That's great timing on your part.

Has there ever been a time (not before a planned shower) when you had to poop, leaving yourself with severe mudbutt? After attempting the first wipe you notice an enormous amount of 'mud'.

Feeling dis-hearted at the huge task you have ahead of you...you decide it's time for a nice refreshing shower, thus solving the issue?
 


Dullspace said:
like if im hanging out at my apartment naked and i gotta poop, ill throw a t-shirt and boxers on. i dunno, i feel weird without anything around my ankles im not really sure how to explain it anyone else like this??
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I can't shit with socks or pants on just doesn't feel right. Like when I really really have to take a shit in public places I would load the toilet seat and floor with paper towels then take my shoes/socks/pants/watch off or nothing would come out lolol
 
All I know is, 3 of my proudest moments in life are when I tried to wipe and realized there was no fecal residue. The perfect shit. Much like a no-hitter in baseball, you always remember them. They hold a special place in your memories.
 
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Unarmed Gunman said:
All I know is, 3 of my proudest moments in life are when I tried to wipe and realized there was no fecal residue. The perfect shit. Much like a no-hitter in baseball, you always remember them. They hold a special place in your memories.
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You know it's history in the writing when you wipe and then have to look down to double check if you actually dropped something.
 
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Dullspace said:
also for what its worth i attempt to time my poops so that i can shower immediately after in the mornings but im sure this is FAR more common than my disgust with naked pooping.


ALSO I KEEP MY SOCKS ON ALL THE TIME (MAYBE THESE ARE CONNECTED?). I have actually accidentally showered in my socks before. Also I do the dirty with my socks on... THOUGHTS?
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Pooping usually happens when I have either shorts or boxers on but no shirt, although it is in the morning usually followed by a shower. The one thing that really disturbs me is that you always wear socks. No matter what I am always taking my socks off when I don't have shoes on, I can't stand em. Now that would be a quality thread, "to sock or not to sock".
 
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