Census Trouble, but I'm not backing down. Help?

cryptix said:
Most Census workers are drugged out losers that rape women, and eat your chips. Keep an eye on your potato chips if they come to your door. I swear to God they will eat them.
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best advice in thread
when the census worker came to my house, i threw my women outside, and locked myself in the pantry. dumb bastards were so busy raping the women, they never even realized i was inside eating all my chips in peace.
 


xmcp123 said:
There is no law against drunk driving, because BAC is both flawed and not a measure of drunkeness. Here's everything you weren't told in high school about BAC and DUIs (that's page 3/8). The law is against having a BAC reading above a certain level.

To determine how much alcohol is on your breath, the breathalyzer machines assume a partition ratio (the amount in your breath times the partition ratio=the amount in your blood) in their calculations of 2100:1, while in reality partition ratio changes per person..varying from 1100:1 to 3500:1. As the article says, if your ratio is 1300:1, it's enough to make you blow a .11 on the breathalyzer, but your BAC is really .07.
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That's really, really interesting. Particularly the bit about him being held in contempt of court if he asked if the machine assumed a partition of 2100:1.
 
you fucking killed him bro?

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uplinked said:
best advice in thread
when the census worker came to my house, i threw my women outside, and locked myself in the pantry. dumb bastards were so busy raping the women, they never even realized i was inside eating all my chips in peace.
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I bet they didn't even get an accurate head count of your household with you hiding in the pantry like that.
 
If you're that bothered, just give them a bunch of bogus information.

Or put "jedi" as your religion. So many people did that in the 2002 UK Census it screwed up the results.

Or just rape the census taker. No census in jails.
 
I didn't fill the forms either. Then one day a huge black guy came to me saying he's from gov and will punish me for not filling census (it was in UK). He raped me hard. Very hard. I called citizen bureau to complain but they told me they've never sent anyone to me...
 
bunch of down syndrome inflicted sheeple in hurr.

It's real simple.. The constitution allows for a head count of the residence and that's it. All these extra invasive questions that people are being threatened to answer is the gov power grabbing and disregarding the constitution- and regardless of how insignificant you may perceive these acts of submission to be.. If you don't yet realize yet that all of these little submissions to power made now, will culminate into a far more inconvenient set of submissions in the not so distant future.. then you're either in denial or you're retarded.
 
BluAffiliate said:
A couple of months ago apparently Census forms were sent out. Probably due to the sheer amount of junk mail I get it probably was sent straight to the trash. Anyway, a few weeks later a dorky Asian guy shows up at my APT (and I really value my privacy) telling me I never filled out the census. Immediately he starts asking me about my name, phone number, how many people live in my house, how many toilers there are here and even my income. Strangely enough he was also holding a GPS (!!?). I tell him that I value my privacy and that the only thing I will tell him is how many people live in this house (2) and that he can be on his way. He then begins to threaten me saying that for every question I do not answer I can be fined $100 up to a maximum of $5000, to which I kindly replied by closing the door on him.

I thought I was done with that, but just to be sure I called my landlord and told him not to let in any census workers if they chose to come back and he said that's totally fine and dandy.

Thinking this whole matter is over, to my surprise I come home to find a slip slipped under my door saying a census worker has come to my place and I wasn't home but they require that I call them as soon as I get a chance. I talked to my landlord and said they had a legal right to enter and was sorry but had to let the census worker in.

Being pissed off with all this bullshit I call the census office and tell them to leave me alone. My exact words were: "Don't send anyone to my private property, is that understood?" To which the guy replied: we take threats very seriously here sir, you do realize you just called a Federal Office? Furthermore, he claimed that every US Citizen is required by law to answer the census, to which I quipped, "How do you know I'm a legal immigrant?" to which he gave me a 'hmm, that's interesting' type of answer. We ended the conversation with him saying he will continue sending census workers to my front door.

What turned into a minor annoyance may have just placed me on Big Sis' terror list and the INS might be coming to my door.

How can I get rid of these census workers from bothering me? And no, I will not capitulate or give them any information.
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Remove their right of access. Put a notice in front of the door. Legally and lawfully they are not allowed to enter private property unless you invite them in. You don't even need to speak to them.

Do not give out your 'name', they need your 'name' for court otherwise they could only invite legal occupier.

I've not filled out the census. I sent them back over 100 of my own questions to see if they would like to answer them. Got a 'warning' letter from them, and heard nothing since.
 
I talked the cute 18 yr old census chick into a threesome with my wife. ok not really....

She was cute though and she was happy to spend an extra 10 minutes chatting about issues completely unrelated to the census. At the end she didn't get the census from me as I replied with, i'm sorry I don't answer legal questions that are not in my native language. I told her my wife would be back the following week. She said it was going to be over by then. So she just marked my house as not home. They never came back.
 
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