Don't Fuck With Me

[Bombastic]

 

[lschmidt]

"You don't know who you're dealing with...I do SEO for a living."

best quote evar

 

[papajohn56]

Bro, you dangerous.

lol'd hard at this

 

[070707]

Only in the US... in other countries (from experience) they tell YOU to fuck off and hang up.

 

[Pulse]

My thoughts exactly

 

[IMHopeful]

+ rep for you bro...I feel the same way about your wife's reaction as others have posted -- she gots some issues.

 

[jsphfcll]

Especially someone that tries to start a fight with me or any of my friends in public for no reason at all. I'm just like "I will rank your whole life on the internet so no one will hire you and you will live under a bridge for the rest of your life" kind of threats.

and you dont get slapped around just for this? you must live in a pussy area... b/c that sounds like the gayest and pussiest come back during a fight

 

[fvaldes]

my wife got nothing for valentines. I got a postcard...

Roissy says:

Give your woman 2/3 of everything she gives you. For every three calls or texts, give her two back. Three declarations of love earn two in return. Three gifts; two nights out. Give her two displays of affection and stop until she has answered with three more. When she speaks, you reply with fewer words. When she emotes, you emote less. The idea behind the golden ratio is twofold — it establishes your greater value by making her chase you, and it demonstrates that you have the self-restraint to avoid getting swept up in her personal dramas. Refraining from reciprocating everything she does for you in equal measure instills in her the proper attitude of belief in your higher status. In her deepest loins it is what she truly wants.