How to bank on bullying

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So the documentary Bully opened this weekend and Cartoon Network recently aired Speak Up, an anti-bullying movie introduced by Obama. Bullying is a hot topic. Question is, how to bank on it. Seen some crappy looking affiliate products related to the subject. Is a self defense ebook for kids the best thing out there? Or maybe that crap actually sells.
 


Think of products that the bullies need now that they have hordes of homosexuals after them with pitchforks.
 
So your trying to make money off kids who are being bullied? New low bro
 
Actually I was thinking along the same lines as SUP3RNOVA, making monies off the bullies. But if I could pull some bucks from the little wimps who've been taking a pounding that would be cool, as long as I didn't have pound on them myself.
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Actually I was thinking along the same lines as SUP3RNOVA, making monies off the bullies.
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Funny that you have Bruce Lee in your avatar. Didn't he teach kids self defense ...for money?

Please dont compare some outsourcedtoindia ebook to the teachings of Bruce Lee - the father of martial arts.

Also the idea that all bullied kids just need to toughen up is offensive.
 
So your trying to make money off kids who are being bullied? New low bro

Someones gotta take their lunch money, and the schools sure as fuck don't deserve it.

Please dont compare some outsourcedtoindia ebook to the teachings of Bruce Lee - the father of martial arts.

Are you for real? At the least, modern day, I'd suggest someone like Chojun Miyagi.

Also the idea that all bullied kids just need to toughen up is offensive.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y]Ronnie Johns - Chopper - Harden the Fuck Up - YouTube[/ame]
 
Surely there's some potential tech out there, if nothing more than an iphone App, that will help the bullied victims get revenge or report the crime.

How about an app that let's them easily record the audio of the bullying event so he has proof?

I'd imagine that some smartphones get lifted during bullying too; so perhaps an existing anti-theft app that runs silently on the phone but you can enable remotely and turns on its' GPS to send authorities to ASAP?
 
Surely there's some potential tech out there, if nothing more than an iphone App, that will help the bullied victims get revenge or report the crime.

How about an app that let's them easily record the audio of the bullying event so he has proof?

I'd imagine that some smartphones get lifted during bullying too; so perhaps an existing anti-theft app that runs silently on the phone but you can enable remotely and turns on its' GPS to send authorities to ASAP?

I suspect some COPPA bullshit would stop you from doing anything useful (such as having a national bully database), also the fact that recording private conversations is illegal without consent, and even public conversations are illegal in some states.
 
snuggies for bullies maybe? or snuggies for victims to cry in their beds with after the daily assault?

srsly though - most kids start looking for a way to defend themselves, so you can sell them anything from get fit products to hard knuckle gloves [for a more effective bully resolution experience].
 
sell them razor blades and a wrist cutting guide lol. when did you fucking faggits turn into such pussies. grow some balls and take of the skirt.