Turn to FOX news, count the seconds until...



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Seriously, if you're sucking up to Olberman and Maddow, you haven't the slightest clue what journalism is.


Angry? eh, more like annoyed that sheeple watch that stuff. biased? what cause I'm not stupid enough to fall for the fear factor? And please show me where I said anything about any other news station.
 
Why don't we just watch PMSNBC and count the amount of 6th grade ball sack jokes they do? I'd much rather hear about what's going on. Yes there really are terrorists - had this idiot managed to ignite his underpants properly, then this thread would probably not even be here. So yes, you can go back to watching your ball-sack jokes, and I'll listen to what's really going on.

Or better yet, why not turn on Keith (aka Bend) Overmann and see how many times he actually says Fox News. He can't even report on what's going on in the world, he has to devote an entire hour of Junior Highschool type ranting on who the "worst person in the world" is.

So yes I'll take a little bit of fear and reality over that pre-school ranting any day of the week.
 
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I think we should have state run media. It's only a matter of time before MSNBC is owned and operated by the Obama administration (or is it already?).
 
Why don't we just watch PMSNBC and count the amount of 6th grade ball sack jokes they do? I'd much rather hear about what's going on. Yes there really are terrorists - had this idiot managed to ignite his underpants properly, then this thread would probably not even be here. So yes, you can go back to watching your ball-sack jokes, and I'll listen to what's really going on.

Or better yet, why not turn on Keith (aka Bend) Overmann and see how many times he actually says Fox News. He can't even report on what's going on in the world, he has to devote an entire hour of Junior Highschool type ranting on who the "worst person in the world" is.

So yes I'll take a little bit of fear and reality over that pre-school ranting any day of the week.

^^^ Win! It's funny to me that they CONSTANTLY do their little libfuck teabag jokes. Do they understand that this kind of sophmoric shit turns off adults??? I guess they are going after the 4chan/internet libfuck/Reddit/Digg crowd. I guess when you your viewership is so dismal you will turn to ANYTHING to try to get the numbers...ANY numbers.
 
Angry? eh, more like annoyed that sheeple watch that stuff. biased? what cause I'm not stupid enough to fall for the fear factor? And please show me where I said anything about any other news station.

The rant in itself had angry undertones, don't take it personal. When I said "you're" I was expressing it in the collective sense.
 
Or better yet, why not turn on Keith (aka Bend) Overmann and see how many times he actually says Fox News. He can't even report on what's going on in the world, he has to devote an entire hour of Junior Highschool type ranting on who the "worst person in the world" is.

This cracked me up. I was watching Countdown To No Ratings yesterday (a byproduct of this experiment of course) and couldn't believe my ears when he did the "worst person in the world" segment. The sheer childish nature of his bashing was astounding. MSNBC needs to realize their ratings are going to keep tanking if all of their segments continue to display the utter hard-on they have for FOX.
 
CNN isn't even a little biased...starting at about 1:50 the bitch gets owned.

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The left is just mad

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The rant in itself had angry undertones, don't take it personal. When I said "you're" I was expressing it in the collective sense.


hmmm. Ok I'll buy that for now, otherwise you'll need to go ahead change your user title to "worse than hellblazer" :P
 
I'm going to set up two campaigns. One for acai, and the other one for teeth whiteners.

I'll then rally up all the dumb fucks on both sides to bash each other and argue over which one is a better way for them to get milked by me.

Once every four years, I'll be changing the pictures of "average mom near you who discovered...." on my blogs according what the dumb fucks want to see there.

And the more those dumb fucks get agitated at each other, the more they'll be spending on acai or teeth whiteners respectively while ridiculing the choice made by the other side.

The biggest debate in the minds of those dumb fucks will be not why they get ass fucked by me on daily basis, but which lube feels better.

I think I finally found out the secret for success.

I need to write an e-book about it.

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Update (not that anyone cares, because any mention of Fox news turns into a food fight)... but...

I did another test (not going to bother posting all of the times) and while MSNBC and CNN jumped to about 2 minutes 20 seconds each, FOX jumped to every 46 seconds. I predict that it will jump to every 3 seconds when Hannity comes on later.
 
I don't care what station you watch, if Rahm or Obama are speaking, all you're going to hear is

crisis, crisis, crisis, be scared, crisis, blah, blah, we have to do it now to avoid crisis
 
i didnt really take that much to piss you guys off. I dont really care about politics. I just notice that fox talks about terrorism contstantly, thats why i watch cnn. They do it for ratings

@ jlknauff : like i would watch that lezzie racheal maddows.