Fuck me in the face. I hope to the holy lord Jesus Christ in heaven that this is an elaborate troll.
If this thread ISN'T a troll, it's undeniable proof that there ISN'T a loving God out there that cares about you. (sorry Mr. Christian OP)
we end up talking for a while about anything and everything, we get on the subject of sex and she asks me if I was still looking at porn, i told her no and i been clean for about 9 months now (sorry guys i dont open the boob threads in here anymore). she kinda smirks and says, yeah right. She dont believe me but yet she has learned not to be so offended when I used to look at porn.
What. The. Fuck.
She would never tell you this, but even she knows that when you stop checking out other girls YOU STOP BEING A FUCKING MAN. Way to
voluntarily neuter yourself.
I'm definitely not suggesting blatantly leering at chicks in front of her, or prefering porn to sex with her. But she needs to know that if she left in a huff or died in a car wreck you'd be balls deep in a cheerleader 2 weeks later (maybe 3 weeks in the case of the car wreck).
Your libido is like a muscle. If you don't work it out, you'll lose it. Sex drive is sexy to women. Vitality is sexy to women.
How old are you? Because if you're under 50 yrs old you have no excuse for this shit. Unless, of course, it's a "leave room for Jesus" situation. Which I won't even get into that clusterfuck of fail.
I go on to tell her that i made a decision long time ago to be monogomous, even while my friends and brothers were screwing every chick in the town I was focused on finding that one somebody
Ugh. First of all, telling her this is a bad idea IMO. It's like saying "You can do anything you want, and treat me any way you like, because I choo choo choose you and I'm off the market now no matter what. You can feel safe in the fact that we only have sex once a month and you never trim the rainforest between your legs...I'm monogamously yours <3.
P.S. Here are my nuts. Please keep them safe in your jewelry box next to your grandmothers broach."
I did mess up and tag a chick before i met my wife
Quotes like that one are so blatantly retarded that they convince me that this thread is a troll.
but she knows about it and actually was flattered that some other chick wanted me. I think women think like that, they like that other women stare at their man cause it makes them feel like they got a prized possesion.
NO SHIT! But only if you ACT like a prized possession. Something I'd wager you haven't done in years.
Oh and do me a favor and watch the history channel sometime (yeah I know it might mention evil-ution *gasp* , but just do me a favor, pray the rosary, and keep watching). I especially want you to grasp the concept of ALPHA MALE and how females treat them.
men on the other hand, atleast myself, i dont like when other men check out my wife.
Insecurity. And it makes you look bad.
I smile smugly (and sometimes even point it out to her) when my chick gets her ass checked out. But she also knows I'd put a knee through someones spleen if he did something that threatened her or made her uncomfortable.
My point is there's nothing gained from being an insecure dumbass. It's not like you can control what she does when you're not around anyway.
so i continue to tell her that if I was gonna be promiscuous i would have started in my teenage days
Yayyyyy, tell your chick that you have no sexual experience. Brilliant!
but since I held out till my 20's I might as well finish the race and stick with one woman.
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finish the race and stick with one woman" Did you use those exact words? Because Oh. My. God. that is so sexy. That must make her feel amazing. In fact, I just read that to a girl and she said she's soaked.
You make your relationship sound like an Everest hike.
We have christian beliefs.
Please stop using that as an excuse. My cat just channeled King Solomon (yeah the one in the Bible with 700 wives and 300 mistresses), and he said that you need to "grow a sack". It was awkward
then she takes a stab and says, "cause you have no game, thats why you werent promiscuous"
Women are very intuitive.
now I finally get the confirmation that she glorifies that type of stuff, I call it the bad boy type, she is a really sweet girl but I think bad boy behavior catches her attention every now and then.
OF COURSE SHE DOES. It's in her DNA.
Mild mannered beta's get angry about this and become resentful that their let's-be-friends-and-maybe-someday act always tanks horribly. People like your friend took the blue pill and can kung fu up in that matrix.
oh well, Its a big blow to my ego knowing that she thinks of me as a nice, softie type of a guy and teases me about it too,
It should be a big blow to your ego. You deserve it.
Nevertheless, she still chose you at one point and she's giving you subtle hints to improve yourself.
I did comeback at her with fat jokes and made her feel like crap, in fact she shut the hell up after I gave her a taste of her own medicine. I had to do it and it made me feel better too.
Yeah that's a great thing to have going through her head. "I'm with a limp-wristed eunuch, AND he treats me like shit. Well his friend actually seems to like me...I'll show him how fat I am"
/rant
Sigh. This will do no good. I have friends that are just like you. I've tried to help and it NEVER works. Furthermore you have some religious guilt going along with this. Double sigh.
Honestly though, good luck dude and best wishes. If you want some reading material PM me and I'll send it to you.
