I was almost mugged today but..
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i can't imagine any of that shit happening here, certainly wouldn't carry a knife, and guns illegal. got punched once though while drunk, totally deserved it, shouting abuse at a bunch of lads.
i can't imagine any of that shit happening here, certainly wouldn't carry a knife, and guns illegal. got punched once though while drunk, totally deserved it, shouting abuse at a bunch of lads.
I feel sorry for all of you people getting mugged by black guys.
I myself am a young black guy with a leg amputation, Republican, good looking, thick Midwestern white boy accent, financially fortunate enough not to steal, etc. So if you would like a slightly different mugging experience, PM me.
Hmmm, I need to get a mugging resume written up.
I myself am a young black guy with a leg amputation, Republican, good looking, thick Midwestern white boy accent, financially fortunate enough not to steal, etc. So if you would like a slightly different mugging experience, PM me.
Hmmm, I need to get a mugging resume written up.
Looks like people started staying in gated community in India.
And you my friend, haven't you thought of building one just yet.
As for me, am at work (inside gated community)....Pretty safe right now. :yin-yang:
invest in a trendy big belt buckle. cornered? take your belt off and WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP the shit out of'em. Just watch out for the rebound when it comes around full swing.
Hahah
I read somewhere that if you get sentenced to death row you have a longer life expectancy than if you live in Compton.
I take offense to this! Anything you can do, I can do better! Even mugging, murder, racketeering, drug dealing, you name it.
But I'll concede that I'm not very good at basketball. :Yahoo_29:
Heck, one of the biggest drug dealers in a town I used to live in was confined to a wheelchair. Didn't hurt his income one bit.
Oh man...that must really hurt. Being black and not being good at basketball? The horror!
To top it off, hockey and golf were the only sports I've played seriously back in my day and was pretty damn good at them. No one knows my struggle! And you guys wonder why I resort to mugging!
HarveyJ
He is - THE CACTUS!
DruSam: Man, I'm so disillusioned right now! I thought you were a hot kinda Asian chick! *cries like an emo* At least you can still play bass guitar...
Mubin: What is it with wannabe gangsters wearing hoodies in Britain? I get the feeling that it's where the term "hoodlum" has come from. A friend of mine was wearing a hoodie, with a design he made on the back, and got questioned by the cops when he was on a holiday.
John: Dogs make the best deterrent ever! My dog has a really sweet personality and loves to play... but he's 38kg and has a massive jaw, so he scares the shit outta people. I've used him to prevent fights breaking out between the local gangs a couple of times actually. First time, they were scared, second time, they stopped wailing on each other to start playing with him.
Damn stupid Wog v Leb bullshit...
Mubin: What is it with wannabe gangsters wearing hoodies in Britain? I get the feeling that it's where the term "hoodlum" has come from. A friend of mine was wearing a hoodie, with a design he made on the back, and got questioned by the cops when he was on a holiday.
John: Dogs make the best deterrent ever! My dog has a really sweet personality and loves to play... but he's 38kg and has a massive jaw, so he scares the shit outta people. I've used him to prevent fights breaking out between the local gangs a couple of times actually. First time, they were scared, second time, they stopped wailing on each other to start playing with him.
Damn stupid Wog v Leb bullshit...
My old roomate was mugged...but that's what happens when you stumble home drunk in Brooklyn. Also had someone get robbed at gunpoint outside our apt door, so that was a bit scary. I haven't been mugged myself though, i'm pretty good at looking shady so if anything i scare them
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