I'm making the case that if he really does exist, he obviously doesn't give a fuck. See Slayer's "God hates us all" lyrics, makes more sense. Or George Carlin's rant on how if God exists, he's more like an office clerk with a bad temper. Seriously..
I sincerely hope God does not exist. The Bible's depiction of him is one of a mass murderer, evil, vile, jealous, deranged being. The last being I would ever want to worship would be the Christian God.
Fortunately, the likeliness of him existing is pretty much 0. Good link to browse around if you can get over the cartoon animation portrayal of the facts:
God & Jeffery - YouTube
Also, referring to the Bible as being factual is humorous. It's a fictional book.